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‘ i just want a hot boyfriend to fall from the sky and into my bedroom u feel me . ’
‘ i’ve come to the point where i don’t even procrastinate anymore i just don’t do it . ’
‘ my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that i couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child . ’
‘ i’ll get over it . i just gotta be dramatic first . ’
‘ being an adult is having the ‘ we have food at home ’ talk with yourself . ’
‘ “ i can see your nipples through your shirt ” first of all stop being ungrateful . ’
‘ in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection . ’
‘ movies are so weird . people hangout like twice and they’re all like “ i’m in love with you ” calm down maybe . ’
‘ gamers are so weird . fortnite this , fortnite that … just say two weeks like the rest of us . ’
‘ i’m gonna become a millionaire just so i can go to the met gala and actually fit the theme . ’
‘ ideal body weight : you on top of me . ’
‘ holding hands is lowkey exciting . ’
‘ do you ever lie on your side and a small tear leaks out and you’re just like who wtf body i know i’m sad but i’m not that sad . ’
‘ i get my news from the only reliable source : cryptic symbolism in my dreams . ’
‘ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry … you will all be sorry . ’
‘ when will boys realize that girls that are “ hard to get ” are … how do i say it … not interested . ’
‘ the world has been on a constant downfall ever since 2015 when y’all decided to choose meghan trainor over carly rae jepsen . ’
‘ naked iphones are beautiful but at what cost . ’
‘ there are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be america’s next top model . ’
‘ there is no doubt in my mind that i’m really that bitch . ’
‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
‘ if you’re jacking off right now i just wanna let you know i support you . ’
‘ it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct ? everything is a social construct ?? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin’ week it is , he doesn’t know . ’
‘ it’s not a real party until you sneak away into the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror . ’
‘ due to unfortunate circumstances , i am now awake . ’
‘ did i allow you to have fun without me ?? ’
‘ ‘ too little too late ’ by jojo was way to raw for me to handle honestly who hurt her . ’
‘ don’t worry , you’re still in the “ early life ” part of your wikipedia page . ’
‘ i don’t give a yike . ’
‘ my life is fucked up and lit at the same time . ’
‘ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what am i supposed to do ? get enough sleep ? eat right and exercise ? as if . ’
‘ if we date i’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on your forehead . ’
‘ me ? overreacting ? probably . ’
‘ i hate being ignored . i despite it but i ignore everyone . i am ignoring like three people right now for no particular reason … crazy … ’
‘ what is like … the point . ’
‘ um excuse me but where is the attention™ i ordered ??? i’m getting impatient . ’
‘ tbh i am ugly but i’m also gorgeous . it’s very complex . ’
‘ in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller . ’
‘ date a girl who fucks everything up . ’
‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school . it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed . ’
‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be but i’m too tired . ’
‘ my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life . ’
‘ i hope that in 2019 i’ll at least stop ruining my own life . ’
‘ eyebrow game strong ? more like eyebag game strong . i’m fucking exhausted . ’
‘ are you from tennis shoes ? cause you’re the only ten i shoes . ’
‘ i want to cry but i have things to do . ’
‘ when i tell you i love you it’s never out of habit . ’
‘ humans are at the top of the food chain so why are we getting bit my mosquitoes ummm . ’
‘ why don’t birds ever shut up ? i bet they’re talking about me . ’
‘ if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably . ’
