battle of the worlds

Tenzalo: Is this peanut free? My son has an allergy.

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Reena: Hi there.

Adlanniel: Out of all of my past boyfriends I don't have a favourite. I love them all equally.

Sasem: People often ask me how I handle Adlanniel.

Adlanniel: How do you do that?

Reena: Good morning everyone!

Adlanniel: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked*

Sasem: I don't really have friends.

Rouga: If we're walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you GIANT.

Adlanniel: Fuck yeah I have PTSD: Pretty Talented at Sucking Dick.

God: I regret creating you.

Adlanniel: You'll see my name on billboards.

"I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me."

"Just trying to do my bestpacito here."