Just hang on

Batmon is Simon stripped down to his basic emotions. He's more raw, more aggressive but also more vulnerable. Sometimes he's helpless (because he's smol and can't talk and lacks thumbs) and he gets mad about it. Batmon's world is basically black and white - he loves or he hates. He's suspicious - quite naturally so, because there's creatures who'd potentially eat him. But if you befriend him he's the most loyal and loving companion.

Batmon has beef with rules and regulations. He indulges in the fact that most human rules don't apply to bats - although he's not a BAT bat. He just likes to claim the best of both worlds, I guess. After all, he deserves it. He's a queen.

Simon is not a lazy person per se, but he hates cleaning and doing all the everyday maintenance. He makes an effort for Wille, but he does it grumbling.

Wille is a very tidy person and can't have a messy apartment. He does most of the cleaning, but doesn’t like to do it alone.

Batmon doesn’t give a fuck. He's just too cute to do basic cores. (And he's not very helpful either.)

“I brought some fruit. Thought you’d be hungry when you’re a bat all night and won’t eat mosquitoes”, Wilhelm smiled, sat down at his desk and started to peel a banana.

Batmon had landed on his windowsill half an hour ago – this time the window had been open for real – and was now quietly dangling from his door frame. He eyed him for a moment, then set off and landed on the table. The little claws on his feet didn’t find grip on the smooth surface and he slid across the tabletop until he came to a halt at the rim of the plate. Wilhelm cut a slice of banana and held it out to Simon. The furry creature gave him a stern look. The slice was as big as its head. Wilhelm chuckled and cut it into even smaller chops. The bat gaped wide and gulped down a big piece of the sticky fruit. It seemed to enjoy it a lot and scrambled onto the plate to get another one. Wilhelm laughed out, as he watched the mouse-like animal splash about the plate and shove banana into its trap until it’s snout and furry chest were sticky with fruit.

Cover art by yr_cream

Batmon - that's me. Hi, what's up?

My story has been called "the cutest fic of the yr fandom". CUTE MY ASS - how about terrific, grand, FABULOUS? Yeah, that's more like it. High time I get my own Tumblr space now where I can dump all the cool stuff that's going into the history books, just you see!

The main story of Wille and my first meeting (not really, but our first INTERACTION - cause boy, I had an eye on you for a while ...) is Wilhelm's POV, which is cute, because Wilhelm is cute. He's the cutest of cutesie pies and you can't tell me otherwise. But if you want to get a glimpse of an outstanding bat brain (that's the REAL shit, honey), you find my own view of things in the SPECIALS.

97ways keeps track of all the shenanigans, so go say hi on her main, she's a nice one (mostly).