no normies

I think the crux of Vetvimes is that it's the closest either of them can get to having sex with Ankh-Morpork without earning themselves a public indecency charge.

I think the crux of Vetvimes is that it's the closest either of them can get to having sex with Ankh-Morpork without earning themselves a public indecency charge.

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist