Incorrect Batfamily Quotes

dick: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

dick: what do you call a fish with no eye?

Damian: I think Father mixed up our school lunches. Look [holds up a post it that says "I love you so much"]

tim: it must be hard not being able to laugh

jason: am i in trouble?

tim: weird flex but okay

Duke: today i saw tim crying for five minutes until his alarm went off and he just... stopped crying and went back to work

Dick: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Dick: what are these dead bodies doing here?!?

Damian: it’s almost time to switch from my regular old everyday knives to my fancy Christmas knives.

Tim, on top of a building: I’m gonna jump!

“Who named it ‘parenting’ when they could’ve named it ‘heir conditioning’?”

Dick: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Jason way.

Tim: Listen, you’re cute but you’re too enthusiastic.

Jason: Jesus Christ, is that a gremlin?

Jason: Just know that this pro and con list is going to be a waste of your time! The end result is going to be, “Damn, this plan is awesome, that list was pointless. I wasted all that paper and ink. Sorry, trees. Sorry, squids.”

Tim: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?