haunted

Closed rn

If we have any reason to suspect you're a bot or a scammer we will not reply at all.

Terms of service under the cut, by commissioning us you are confirming that you've read this fully and are agreeing to all conditions. ↓

They (court) just sued (verdict: fined, a year since the court date) a company for hosting a bdsm party and posting photos. People making the decision: religious. Reason for the fine: promotion of non-traditional values and relationships.

Bought new markers, Lilin blast

The markers are pastel and mix really well but it's impossible to get a color dark enough for his hair and jacket. Used colored pencils which was very much not planned. Also we fucked up with psoriasis again #help

Delightfully decorated entrance, welcoming, showing the visitors exactly what they're in for!! If you look to the left, you can see the Love Corner, brimming with life and already producing all sorts of life waste matter. If you look to the right, – Missionary Preparation Nook, nestled cozily into bits of rock debris from the previous cult owner. Adapt, improvise, overcome! Just the spot for us to plan the expansion of our rule.

Right of the Indoctrination Circle is our lovely whimsical Temple! Decorated with crowns of gods I've killed with my bare hands, to show everyone who they're dealing with. Complete with a wistful pond for relaxation after the Daily Sermon and Funeral Ritual <3

And just bottom of that, the newest addition to the grounds and absolute joy for all cult members –

THE DEMONIC RITUALS ZONE.

And bottom of that lovely little spot we have an expansive corner for all things Death – because that's what we do in the Death Cult! Once you enter, you only leave one way. The Cult Cemetery is the final home for all the lucky souls who have already left for the better place, overlooked with care by The One Who Waits; it's also home to Festor, the Cult Undertaker! Assigned role for reasons of 'snores too loudly and has to sleep somewhere, where he won't bother a living soul'.

Just across the road from there are the Secluded Luxury Living Quarters for the extensive amount of gods in this homey cult. And also Brucia, by now reaching the same levels of power. Surrounded by nature and fresh air. You can have this too! For the low price of being born a Brucia or a god.

Northwards of that lovely place we have the Games, Drinks and Other Gatherings area, for all the joyful moments you can possibly imagine. Rated 10/10 by a trusted cult member (Brucia). Featuring the secluded calm spot for River Boy, the famous musician.

Down of the most active part of the Cult Grounds is the second most recent addition. Thoroughly thought through treadings to absolutely everything a cult could ever want or need – The Work Area!

On the left featuring the Lovely Cottage Village for all of the polite, non-snoring members, just like you! Yes, YOU! You could be the one living here. Just imagine all the fun times with your 30+ new neighbors. I did say you had to be Brucia to end up in the Luxury Quarters.

And just South of the Village are the Necessities & History Square! Complete with a clean, cozy Medbay area that is always full of medicine and ready to take care of any problems, be it exhaustion, possession, or simple cold. A Job Board, which I'm now realizing I stuck way too far away into the corner and will have to redo later, but whatever. A Tailor Shop for all the fashion needs! And multiple statues artisanally crafted by your fellow cult members.

To the right of that is everything that a respectable self-sustaining cult needs. Farm plots producing fresh juicy veggies 24/7 365 days a year – all thanks to the stability of fertilizer production. The ranches with the cutest little animals! Don't worry about the cult members also being animals. Also don't worry about the size of their pens. They fit 5 animals each. It's okay. They even have water. Don't worry about it. I'm literally nice.

*scatters into a miriad bits across the galaxy*

@drink-bread hi i believe they're yours