What I took b4 in kindness, I take now in revenge

limping away from the battlefield all by yourself, handsome?

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

It drives me nuts when middle aged business owners come into my job telling me they're "not computer people" as if the personal computer hasn't been standard equipment in most businesses for almost half a century now

"I just never learned how to use it" what do you MEAN. There are pictures of offices from the mid 1980s (when you were probably younger than a teenager) FULL of early desktop computers, and you're telling me that not once did you ever figure out how to enter text into a field on a website in the 40+ years since? And you run a business?

Finding out that most small business owners are absolute fucking morons and then watching them make well over 6 figures a month while I struggle to feed myself has been one of the biggest humiliations I've ever had to endure

#it's wild to me that when *I* say “I'm not a computer person” I mean “i'm struggling to set up some stuff on this weird linux distro”#and when these people say “I'm not a computer person” they mean “what the fuck is a folder” or “what do you mean 'save as'?”

who wanna come over and have floor time

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead