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#go girl literally give us nothing #anyways love her energy #diva recognize diva

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Anyways guys, see you in 2027 cuz this is not it.

#I fucking hate this season and I'm not afraid to admit it #Literally everyone i like is having a horrendous fucking time #Lando? Suicidal car #Max? Missing in action #Alonso? Biblically cursed #Carlos? worse than ever #Charles? Somehow even more wasted potential #And if I think about george too much I'll punch a wall #Fuxk this season man #I won't be watching tomorrow #Congratulations or whatever #f1 #monaco gp 2026

2026 has been so fucking boring because they side tracked the main character. I said what I said

#Max verstappen #Yeah.#like #he has been in the middle of most major f1 plot lines for like 5 years now and he FUNNY and insane #Like good for you if the italian child dominating is working for you #But I'm fucking bored as shit #Canada was the most memorable race and then we lost george and it became a snooze fest again #Like I am fucking struggling #No max no lando no carlos george fighting for his life #Bro take me back take me tf BACK 2024 I'm begging you #canadian gp 2026 #f1 #formula 1

Fuck it, the laws of physics the only thing holding max back from that podium at this point

#He's not aerodynamic enough otherwise he would just turn into a torpedo and close that 10 second gap #He literally just climbed p20 to p5 like it was nothing bro what do they feed this man #Uhm... yeah redbulls ig #Max verstappen #red bull f1 #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2026 #Mv3 #My god that looks so wrong I'm so used to mv1 ....#I love you lando but it'll remain mv1 to me

Ah yes. The top 5

-Possibly the two fastest cars on the grid

-Two Ferrari's which seem to have finally figured it out

-max

#You CANNOT fuxking make me undelusional he's HIM #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2026 #Started at p20 now we p5 cuz why not

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THEY CAN'T HOLD PEEPAW DOWN

#fernando alonso #aston martin #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2026

Australia stop taking out your own drivers challange

#f1 #formula 1 #oscar piastri #valtteri bottas #australian gp 2026

Unstoppable force (Adrian Newy's genius) vs. Immovable object (Fernando Alonso's biblical levels of bad luck) fight

#Turns out the force wasn't that unstoppable #Rip Aston #Lap 1 - lap 15 #f1 #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #fernando alonso

geochal (idc if this isn't the popular name, it is to me) already giving us a better battle than twinkclaren did all of 2025 don't @ me

#I love lando as we are all aware #But 2024 wdc battle was miles more entertaining #Yes it was the max of it all but also his own relationship with max #But yeah no BEAUTIFUL battle by charles and George #And I am SURE george will make this as entertaining as possible #Charles leclerc #george russell #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2026

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My I've never seen George go full "he's dangerous" at Charles. I am SO excited to hear his monologue on this after the race

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DIDN'T EVEN TAKE 3 MINS I'M DYING

#George russell I wanna dissect your brain #f1 #George russell #charles leclerc #formula 1 #australian gp 2026

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My I've never seen George go full "he's dangerous" at Charles. I am SO excited to hear his monologue on this after the race

#This is a very odd pairing but my diva has chemistry with a lawnmower atp so #It can work out #George russell #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #gr63 #cl16 #australian gp 2026

So the new regulation cars "move by themselves", are highly unpredictable, and prone to just falling apart?

Congratulations f1, you reinvented the horse

#Watch max pull out a shotgun next time he crashes and put the fuxking car down #formula 1 #f1 #australian gp 2026

I've seen enough. Throw the whole damn car away.

#He got out qualified by every other redbull driver.#I wake at the ass crack of dawn to watch my fast guy with a Dutch lisp just spin the everloving fuck out?#And hit the wall?#And not even make it to q2?#Thankfully he's ok but it's clear he's not having a nice time with these new cars #I hate it here #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #australian gp 2026 #red bull f1

Oh yeah I'm alive unfortunately lol. Been having a horrible time in life for a MINUTE, but now back to my regular coping mechanism of rich dudes doing rich things. y'know how it is. Also a very belated:

Lando wdc lets fucking goooooooooooooooo

#I was very happy for him #Very very very happy #Well as happy as I can be for a man who does not know who I am achieving happiness unparalleled to anything I will ever experience #But happy nonetheless!#Special shoutout to max #You are an actual beast #My 🐐#f1 #Ramble

I-

You guys are so not ready for her

#Russell wdc wrap it up #George we can be world champion i said #Regina about to be an actual Regina #This is CRAZYYYYY I'M SO HYPED #(Sainz and verstappen eliminated lando behind his teammates do NOT fucking talk to me)#But this is nice #f1 #formula 1 #george russell #mercedes amg f1 #australian gp 2026

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Queen George pumping out fastest lap after fastest lap with his estranged lover hunting him while the McTwinks lose it in the background. Truly a phenomenal start to the race

#I'm not gonna have an opinion on the mclaren drama but oh boy do I have some choice words #f1 #lando norris #max verstappen #george russell #singapore gp 2025

Charles leclerc: a Hungarian journey

#Idk how this man is surviving #f1 #charles leclerc #hungarian gp 2025

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