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hey y’all i’m movin chuck to my multi: @plusmusae

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‘ two people who love each other that much should be together. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. ’ ‘ i’m fine. nobody really cares anyway. ’ ‘ i can’t go around without a phone! that’s like going around without a brain. ’ ‘ if there is someone in your life who cares about you then i’m happy for you, no matter who they are. ’ ‘ i’m going to listen to every sad song i’ve ever downloaded on repeat. ’ ‘ who cares how a cell divides? it just does. ’ ‘ you lied to me, so i don’t trust you. ’ ‘ you’re not lying – you’re just pre-telling the truth. ’ ‘ people change, okay? they grow. ’ ‘ oh god! i look like a demented creamsicle. ’ ‘ we need some bubbly. ’ ‘ did i mess it up even more? ’ ‘ i’m tired of thinking about things. ’ ‘ i wish people would be more specific with their clues. ’ ‘ great. everyone’s got a life except for me. ’ ‘ i miss how easy things used to be. ’ ‘ you deserve way better. ’ ‘ i just can’t talk about this anymore. ’ ‘ fool me once, shame on you. and fool my best friend, you’re dead freakin’ meat. ’ ‘ i swear to god i will rip your head off! ’ ‘ you’re not allowed to look at me like that. ’ ‘ you know what they say about hope: it breeds eternal misery. ’ ‘ that’s immortality, my darlings. ’ ‘ you think you know people… and then they surprise you. ’ ‘ i’m getting really tired of losing people. ’ ‘ what are you doing here? i almost killed you! ’ ‘ you almost killed me, with a furry pink lamp? ’ ‘ you don’t have to feel this way. ’ ‘ you’re gone and i’m so over missing you. ’ ‘ you were the best friend i ever had, and that meant a lot to me. you meant a lot to me. ’ ‘ you were also the worst enemy i every had… and i can’t believe it took me this long to realize that. ’ ‘ when i hide something, it stays hid. ’ ‘ pretending not to love you was the hardest thing i’ve ever done. ’ ‘ are you pregnant? ’ ‘ we get it. we understand you have a boyfriend. we’ve all had them. ’ ‘ is that a gay thing? ’ ‘ you think the truth is some big, shiny disco ball of purity? then go ahead and try it. ’ ‘ be honesty. see where it gets you. ’ ‘ we’re your friends, we’re not your punching bags. ’ ‘ i know you don’t want a friend right now, but that doesn’t mean your friends don’t need you. ’ ‘ why enjoy today when you could be worrying about tomorrow! ’ ‘ when has being dishonest ever helped me, or you, or anyone? ’ ‘ i really don’t let myself cry in front of anybody. ’ ‘ i wasted so much time on you. ’ ‘ one wrong move and we all go up in flames. ’ ‘ she was a stranger… and i buried her alive. ’ ‘ i’m starting to think that bitch has superpowers. ’ ‘ aren’t you sick and tired of being you? ’ ‘ i’m pretending to be someone else. ’ ‘ you’re always better off with a really good lie. ’ ‘ girls fight much dirtier than boys. ’ ‘ i screwed up on a global scale. ’ ‘ the stupid brain is small, but it’s willy. ’ ‘ does that mood have to do with the party that we’re not going to tonight? ’ ‘ i wouldn’t go to that party if you paid me. ’ ‘ i have never seen you turn down free food and a chance to dress up. ’ ‘ don’t have any fun without me. ’ ‘ don’t touch me. ’ ‘ and now, i just really want to be happy. ’ ‘ keep your mouth shut unless you wanna go back to spending weekends with dance dance revolution and a bag of chips. ’ ‘ if i accept you, everybody does. ’ ‘ why does every woman think that she can change a guy? ’ ‘ shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets. ’ ‘ you clearly don’t know me that well. ’ ‘ this isn’t yahtzee, sweetie. this is some seriously messed up stuff. ’ ‘ friends share secrets. that’s what keeps us close. ’ ‘ i hear breakup sex is the best. ’ ‘ do i look dead to you? ’ ‘ you deserve an oscar for that performance. ’ ‘ you are the queen of not helping. ’ ‘ it was like my heart just stopped. and i felt that way for a very long time, until you. ’ ‘ everything i have done was to protect you. ’ ‘ you gave someone a second chance. that’s never stupid. ’ ‘ i need to stop caring. ’ ‘ could you, like, not be here? ’ ‘ how do i say this without sounding rude? ’ ‘ why are you still hating on me? ’ ‘ i need to learn to stop caring. ’ ‘ i don’t want to be here anymore. is that legitimate enough? ’ ‘ i stopped worrying about me a long time ago. ’ ‘ i decided i didn’t want to be a victim anymore. that’s not who i am. ’ ‘ that’s what’s so great about friends. they’re not your family. they accept you for who you are. ’ ‘ all good things must come to an end. ’ ‘ i made a terrible mistake and i need you. ’ ‘ don’t you shut me out too. ’ ‘ the rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb, and the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above. ’ ‘ i feel like i only exist in half of your life and that’s not good enough for me. ’ ‘ trust me, you’re not the first person to hurt me and you’re certainly not the last. ’ ‘ there’s a difference between being honest and being suicidal. ’ ‘ assume it’s me… you know, sluttin’ it up! ’ ‘ you’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want. ’ ‘ we all get it wrong sometimes. ’ ‘ am i just destroying everything that i touch? ’ ‘ for the record, if you hurt her, i will crush your scones. ’ ‘ friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone. ’ ‘ the more i see of men, the more i want to get a dog. ’ ‘ i would ditch school for a hangnail. ’ ‘ say it enough and you’ll actually start to believe it. ’ ‘ what the hell just happened? ’ ‘ i’m sorry, okay? i’m not perfect. ’ ‘ nothing works under water. it’s a scientific fact. ’ ‘ i think you’re the one who needs a trip to oz. see if the wizard can find you a heart. ’ ‘ sometimes you poke the bear and sometimes the bear pokes you. ’ ‘ i was always a romantic. ’ ‘ wow, that was an eleven letter word. ’ ‘ right, yeah. we’re all one big happy family, i forgot. ’ ‘ we’re being mocked by a damn cartoon. ’ ‘ i was saying that facetiously. ’ ‘ i was cutting a carrot and the knife slipped. ’ ‘ wait, why am i beeping? i haven’t even stolen anything yet! ’ ‘ i wanted to be spontaneous. ’ ‘ you’re not spontaneous. you make a pinterest board before you change your nails. ’ ‘ hey, i wear three inches or i wear nothing. ’ ‘ be careful! and wear sensible shoes! ’ ‘ i don’t need things to get any weirder. ’ ‘ it’s a funeral, not a nicki minaj concert. ’ ‘ so what, i can’t dance on his grave? ’ ‘ just promise me you won’t do anything stupid. ’ ‘ you’re not going to lose me. i promise, okay? i love you. ’
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protector / protectee starters
“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
“just be careful.”
“i’m always careful.”
“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
“i won’t let them hurt you.”
“you can’t save me from this.”
“please try and stay out of trouble.”
“if anything happened to you…”
“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“this is the only way to keep you safe.”
“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
“everywhere you go, i go.”
“it’s not your job to protect me.”
“it’s my job to protect you.”
“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
“you could’ve been hurt. or worse, killed.”
“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
“please come back in one piece.”
it gets harder & harder to ignore
me: *has feelings*
me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

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College/Roomies AU RP ideas
‘this isnt my door but i’m a little drunk and your place looks comfier than the walk back to my room.’
‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & were very kind about it. here’s your robe back’
‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & took numerous photos. why’
‘my roomate dates your roomate and we’ve been sitting her awkwardly as they make out for the past 10 minutes. i’m going to pretend to smoke and you’re gonna follow me out’
‘you’re in my class and i never have a pen & you always give me yours so i got you a $20 gift card to office depo as an apology’
‘you’ve sat next to me in IT for the last year and now we’ve been partnered for something & i don’t know you’re name, this is awkward’
‘The three of us haven’t slept for days because finals but now they’re over and we’ve basically collapses in a big pile on the couch. we woke up this way’
‘I’ve seen you a few times around halls but I didn’t expect to wake up next to you’
‘You’re always late to breakfast and usually I enjoy watching you run in five minutes before the hall closes but today you didn’t even show up and I had to see why not. That’s why I’m at your door with a plate of waffles’
‘I was a little too drunk and you helped me back to my dorm. how did you know where my dorm was, again?’
‘I saw you had a shirt on for my favorite band so i wore my shirt of them the next day to send you the message but turns out you were doing it ironically’
‘i was dared to kiss the next guy/girl/ person who walked through the door. sorry. pucker up’
‘I was late for class and ran into you and broke your project and now i’m spending the next two weeks helping you fix it because I feel so bad’
‘You kept putting fliers for your goddamn dungeons and dragons meets under my door and i’ was sick of it so i went to one of the damn things to tell you to quit it but you’ve got me hooked on the game & i hate you’
‘My friends left me in a club & you recognised me from dorms and helped me get home/looked after me so i’m taking you out for coffee as a thanks’
‘We take the same bus every morning and share like three classes and are always sneaking glances at eachother but the bus has broken down and it looks like we’re walking together’
‘We’re roomies and you found out I hate the smell of coffee so you make a fresh POT of coffee every morning and i’m going to end you’
‘I always stop and listen to you singing in the shower but this time you caught me. I was just listening i sweAR’
‘The dorm rules said no pets but you’ve been keeping a ______ in your room for the last 4 months and i’ve bonded with it more than I have with you’
‘I like classical and you like screamo. We’re going to have to compromise’
‘You keep changing my alarm because its waking you up too but my classes start earlier and I might just kick you ass if you do it again’
‘My train was cancelled and you drove four hours to pick me up even though we’ve only been rooming for 3 weeks’
‘You keep putting marked lines on the milk carton so you can see noones used it so i just keep rubbing them off and using it then drawing new ones on to see if you’d really notice. you noticed’
‘There isn’t any toilet roll left but i just saw you leave the bathroom without saying a thing’
‘There are two plug ports but three of us. I end up with both of them’
‘you wear shirts with references to bands you know nothing about and it really irks me so i’m gonna have to say something about it’
‘How did they managed to room two people together who were so different?’
‘You always do long presentations and I fell asleep during one of them and you confronted me about it after’
‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its something i feel strongly about too so we plan to take over the paper from the inside over coffee’
‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its literally pissing everyone in the news room off’
‘you’re a parachute in the school & don’t take shit seriously and think interuptting my classes is funny. i’m gonna show you how it really isn’t’
‘we’ve both been listening to Beyonce on full blast for the last 2 days and dont see any end in it. our dorm is a paradise’
‘you always have your friends over and i’m trying to study can you all go play Mario Kart some place else’
‘you’re spending so much money on take out that i’m getting sick of seeing it so i’m teaching you how to cook’
‘we have to stay over the summer for make up classes & i’ve had a year of you bragging over your good grades, this is gold’
‘you ask me out on the very last day of the year and i’m just really mad because i’ve been waiting so long for you to goddamnit’
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Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
Who starts the tickle fights
Who starts the pillow fights
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

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I would kill to spend the rest of my life with that person. {request}
“I’m madly in love with Leighton.”

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contains muses from: bates motel, faking it, glee, gossip girl, jane by design, the lying game, misfits, mtv’s scream, one tree hill, pitch perfect, pretty little liars, the royals, shameless, skins uk, twisted, && the vampire diaries !!
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KANYE WEST TWEETS SENTENCE STARTERS
“i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
If I was a shorty, I would love it if my parents went to PHUKET for vacay so I could keep pronouncing it wrong on purpose in front of them.
I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
Hotel robe got me feeling like a Sheik
Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa
We need scientist and top world designers to directly affect governments.
Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic… ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY!
I make awesome decisions in bike stores
I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email
Dude from Muse just gave a shout out to “His Beautiful Pregnant Girlfriend” sounds like a good album title!
I just zoned on how ill it is to really fall in love… Pimpin’ is whatev … Love is that shit!
Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though.
I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice
Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on