i heard you like the wilde ones

something stupid this way sucks

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

in light of billie eilish’s “hot take” about veganism, I’d just like to say I am so sick and tired of non-indigenous people using our communities and practices as an excuse, to hide behind their own shame when really they don’t give a shit about indigenous peoples. they don’t talk about us in any other aspect besides this one and it’s only to cover their own backs. indigenous communities that have to hunt for their own food for survival is very different than going into a supermarket and buying packaged meat. these communities have quotas, they use every part of the animal, and they are responsible for taking care of most of our ecosystem. any good, intersectional vegan knows this and understands that it would be very colonial of them to go into these spaces and try and change that. saying this, there are a lot of indigenous people who are vegans and they are largely ignored because it doesn’t fit their narrative of the “noble savage” which is also a racist view of indigenous people.

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

"I asked chatgbt" well I don't use gen AI so I paid Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier $400 an hour to call me a fag

Head stays still but the body GROOVES

sometimes bird mating dances just look bizarre but if i saw a guy doing this at the club i'd know EXACTLY what he's after

fruitful endeavors…