sleeping powder

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

in most baking recipes that require it, love can be substituted with truth

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

moonshine, original recipe coca-cola, opium and a ride on the trolly

Job getting in the way of listening to music

no-purpose flour

ok it's a sign bc two "i can't find this help" posts have popped up and IM LOOKING FOR THE CLIP OF SARAH PAULSON LOSING HER SHIT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ON THE RED CARPET I THINK AND SOMEONE IS WEARING WHITE BUT ITS WHEN SHE IS ON THE FLOOR DYING AND SOMEONE IS LIKE "SARAH!" IN EMBARRASSMENT BUT SHE CANT STOP LAUGHING I CANNOT FIND IT

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all