do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

i’m pb&j - petty, bitter and jealous

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

Ask me what I mean before you misinterpret what I say.

That’s why I never tell people my real name

This is why I hate being a student, so many professors and receptionists have said my name so wrong even after telling them the correct way to say it numerous times 😒😒

I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide

iphone 5 or 6

6 with a case on it

THIS BABYYYYY

Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare

i hate kids and their unsolicited criticism.

“omg. ew why do you have a bump on your cheek???!” idk hoe. why don’t you ask God?

A kid asked me why I talk a lot and I was really hurt 💀💀

Kids really be dragging your whole life.

A child literally called me ugly once. I wanted to fight that child.

nah that’s when i draw the line. you better square up hoe

Kids asking me why I ain’t graduated college yet and why I gained weight 😭😭😭😭

Omg I wish a child would ask me why I’ve gained weight like I promise I’d clock the fuck outta a toddler lmfao