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Over-sized tops are my favorite thing to have. The perks of wearing them are: 1. Hiding my muffin top 2. Hiding my chest 3. Making people think I forgot pants They are the best! Also over-sized grandma sweaters are boss.

Holy s**t. These things suck, even though they are making your teeth straight. It’s so embarrassing whilst talking to someone and realizing afterwards you had food stuck in them. Gross. Another neg. about braces, the medicated toothpaste. Taste like… I don’t even know.

Ghost Town (Tentacle lyrics)

These people need to be kick out of their neighborhood! Haven’t they ever learned a thing called privacy and minding your own business. I admit, I can be nosey but I don’t ask my neighbors when are you getting a boyfriend and I don’t tell them that they’re gaining weight. Take your saggy a** back in your house and leave me the f**k alone.

I’m not sure if you agree but these things are the same things as STAIRS, but they move. People are always like, “guys we need to work on a plan to stop obesity”. Why don’t we just get rid of escalators? “No , that would be a horrible idea, then people would have to walk up stairs.” Well then that solves your f**king problem! (I am actually very lazy and I use escalators, except I run up the down escalator)

Steve Maraboli

Why is there pressure on people to be perfect? The pressure makes people do stupid things to try to overcome it. Also, being perfect is stupid. Being imperfect adds a kick of uniqueness to your life. Embrace imperfection.

Paramore (lyrics “Now”)

Conrad Hall

"Imperfection is Beautiful"

Marilyn Monroe