‘Go to bed, you’ll feel better’ is the human equivalent of: ‘Have you turned it off and on again?’

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

im gonna hav a heart attack

Do. It. For . Him.

sheesh

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO ATTACK!!!!

when the whole party roles nat 20s nd the boss finally dies

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

are you healed, or just distracted

do NOT call me out like this wtf

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

g

garlic bed