i went to a very catholic school for most of my life and they’d make us pray every morning and when i was in fourth grade our teacher asks if anyone wants to say thanks for something during our prayer and this one classmate straight up says he wants to thank that osama bin laden had been killed. core memory

funniest part is that we were all just bunch of kids in Chile born in 2001 and most of us didn’t even know who osama bin laden was so of course we immediately asked our teacher what he had done to deserve people being thankful for his death so yeah i think that’s when i found out about 9/11

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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