Return Of The Prodigal Son

Soooooo like. If I wrote THE most self indulgent House & Chase fic ever. Where the premise is that Rowan Chase moves his family to Princeton when Chase is really young because he got a job there, and Chase basically grows up knowing House and House is basically dad-like to him because Rowan and Mrs. Chase SUCK. Would yall read that? Or would there be like. At least ONE reader other than myself? I need to investigate.

Literally what on EARTH did I do to warrant the punishment of growing up lower middle class surrounded by rich peers, family, and friends who have the means of doing whatever they want while I have to turn down opportunities and offers I worked hard for but can’t clear the last hurdle to attain: financially affording it.