The Haven Archives

Emily Prentiss is a dominant top with men, and a submissive bottom with women. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, in this essay I will -

Jade, Cat and Tori are basically Wednesday, Agnes and Enid. Change my mind.

Imagine…found family, but the family you find keeps end up being blood related because a 51st Century sex fiend never learnt the concept of 20th Century protection.

Imagine…Captain Jack Harkness with more kids than he can count on both hands because this 51st Century sex fiend has no concept of 20th Century protection.

Imagine…Olivia Benson without abandonment issues 👀

Imagine…Tony Stark and Emily Prentiss as childhood best friends/sometimes lovers/“we accidentally got married in Vegas that one time and never got divorced”/gay best friends/“yes we have children together but we’re not together”

Imagine…Leroy Jethro Gibbs accidentally adopting teenaged assassins.

Imagine…Natasha Romanoff and Ziva David as sisters.

Imagine…it’s Bensler but better.

Imagine…Will Graham and Olivia Benson as close friends, besties, roommates, colleagues, anything but lovers.

Imagine…Olivia Benson and Hannibal Lecter as best friends.

Imagine…Spencer Reid and Tony Stark as brothers.

Imagine…Olivia Benson and Emily Prentiss as sisters.