my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

aftercare but for your job

Reddish orange and blue is such a peak color combo... red rocks over the colorado river... maple leaves over a cool cloudy sky... orange slices at the pool... fireplace on a snowy day... Koi fish pond... B-tier action movie poster... literally what can't she do?

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins