darling, i would do it again

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

give a character your issues it's literally free

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

hi I am your rich uncle from borneo I would like to give you one million dollars you just need to come to borneo and you can have one million dollars I already bought you your air plane ticket to borneo to meet me and get one million dollars from me in borneo

first send me proof that you are not a tufted pygmy squirrel

this is extremely convincing to me. I absolutely can see the family resemblance. plus also green sparkly gel pen is my favorite gel pen. I will arrive in borneo shortly

i need to lock in (doesnt)

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

it's hard to describe what it's like outside for people who haven't experienced this kind of smog event. the quality of the air is so bad that it affects the quality of the sunlight and makes everything seem subtly off. it reminds me a little of how it gets weird right before an eclipse but instead of crescent shaped shadows it's that all the light is orange. kind of like being in Mexico in an American movie