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hatosyscurls

"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"

idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?

joshuaballsett

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

melophobia2013

[ID: a tweet by Variety (@ variety) saying:

"The Matrix" co-director Lilly Wachowski says nobody in Hollywood wants to finance her new $10 million thriller "The Hunted" because of its trans representation.

"People like it, but they really don't want to make it because it's [got a] wall-to-wall trans cast. I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people," Wachowski said on KCRW's "The Business" poscast. "This is a script that was extremely important for me to write. It was a response to what is happening in the world for trans people, and it gave me a hugely cathartic receptacle to dump all of my anger and rage and frustration into."

/end ID]

woundthatswallows

How the fuck is it mid August

notlayingroses

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

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besotted-with-austen

What Elizabeth says:

Elizabeth Bennet: I like going to this specific place at this specific time to wander around a bit-I am telling you so that you get the message and start avoid this specific place when I am walking, since coming out and asking you to get out of my way would be extremely rude.

What Mr Darcy hears:

Elizabeth Bennet: *twirling her hair* if you want to meet and walk together in a Regency proto-version of a date you just have to come at this specific place at this specific time! You will find me! I am telling you so that you get the message and start putting the moves on me, since coming out and telling you that I am interested would be extremely forward!

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

frickomode

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

caudachroma

cow triangles

miss-holloways

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

hyrude

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theemotionmachine

cyberbullyinc

emiliusthegreat

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

megamindsupremacy

strangles u with the red string of fate and even though I’m aroace you can still kinda tell I’m doing it for pervert reasons.

megamindsupremacy

the people said some bitch called The Master is doing pervert aroace soulmate shit i said oh I’m sure

porterr-robinson

v.2

tlirsgender

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

agir1ukn0w

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

texnessa

How dare anyone over look:

dollsahoy

Where it started

laughterkey

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

icarus-suraki

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

gallusrostromegalus

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

cellarspider

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

snaxle-deactivated20260531

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

s-a-blotsky

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

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wheeloffortune-design

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

wheeloffortune-design

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

wheeloffortune-design

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

wheeloffortune-design

update with picture of a pet!

This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.

He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.

It's been days.

I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)

forgivenessissupposedtobeearned

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

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