darling, i would do it again

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

It’s funny, you can see the exact moment a kitten becomes a cat

every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

"eldritch horror" implies the existence of other unexplored genres, such eldritch coming-of-age, eldritch comedy, and eldritch romance.

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.