darling, i would do it again

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit