darling, i would do it again

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

DESTROY THE SHORT WAIF-LIKE 100 POUND IMAGE OF THE CHARACTER YOU'VE BOTTOM CODED IN YOUR HEAD NOW NOW NOW

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user hope hopes hoping (@/ hopes_revenge) on 8/22/25 reading: gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can't get it again today. i don't think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time /End ID]

Bloodied man losing a fight, voice broken with arousal: “Oh, you’re good”

reblog to feed her notes

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king