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Quick reminder that I’m still here. I still love you all and shall eventually get back to replies. Cella is just hiding a bit and won’t let me write anything.
the witcher (show) starters
❝ victimhood is not your colour. ❞
❝ you can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. ❞
❝ your job is to control chaos, not to succumb to it. ❞
❝ you don’t deserve the air you breathe. ❞
❝ not a single person alive looks in the mirror and doesn’t see some form of deformity. ❞
❝ you lie, you keep secrets. you succumb to emotion and weakness. ❞
❝ not answering questions is part of your brooding pillar of charm. ❞
❝ you’re just mad because you lost your chance to be beautiful. ❞
❝ you smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak. ❞
❝ there’s no power in puppeting fools. ❞
❝ i’ll leave that for someone who gives a shit. ❞
❝ i need to get back to my horse. ❞
❝ your will to live is strong. ❞
❝ i’m still not enough. even for you. ❞
❝ need a hand? i’ve got two. ❞
❝ my men will kill you. ❞
❝ i’m here to drink alone. ❞
❝ go. on your own or at the end of a rope, your choice. ❞
❝ do you know how many people wouldn’t blink if you died? ❞
❝ you weren’t taking control. you were losing it. ❞
❝ people call you a monster too. ❞
❝ i’ve waited all these years for you to admit we’re made for each other. ❞
❝ if only you could tell between friend or threat. do you even know the difference anymore? ❞
❝ when you live as long as i do, all the names sound the same. ❞
❝ were you in love? ❞
❝ this place isn’t safe when you’re alone. ❞
❝ the only thing you do quickly is flee. ❞
❝ even if you were a beauty, still, no one would love you. ❞
❝ not a happily ever after after all. ❞
❝ hm, doesn’t rhyme. all good predictions rhyme. ❞
❝ you are making me uncomfortable. ❞
❝ unchecked kings and queens start massacres. ❞
❝ i just want some damn peace. ❞
❝ i dreamed of becoming important to someone someday. ❞
❝ the only thing special about you is the crown on your head. ❞
❝ what do you long for? fame? money? power? ❞
❝ what? no one mentioned the impending doom part. ❞
❝ true words are rare words. ❞
❝ i want more. i have to be more. ❞
❝ do other women find this coarseness charming? ❞
❝ love casts long shadows. ❞
❝ if she runs, kill her. ❞
❝ don’t give me that look, shitling. ❞
❝ today isn’t your day, is it? ❞
❝ how come when my life comes to shit you’re the one shoveling it? ❞
❝ i know who you are. what you are. ❞
❝ i envy you. to live, and to have no love. ❞
❝ you’d leave a man bound to die in such a dignity? ❞
❝ i loved your mother. ❞
❝ don’t you know who i am? ❞
❝ so that’s all life is to you? monsters and money? ❞
❝ there’s a vortex of fate around us. ❞
❝ is history a wheel doomed to repeat? ❞
❝ the sword of destiny has two edges. ❞
❝ i’ve considered your company and conversation payment enough. ❞
❝ this isn’t who you are. ❞
❝ will you be joining me? ❞
❝ no amount of power or beauty will make you feel worthy of either. ❞
❝ i don’t believe anyone has that power. ❞
❝ nobody smart plays fair. ❞
❝ i won’t listen to a man who pimps the world as some romantic adventure. ❞
❝ a true man would state his desires. ❞
❝ don’t turn this on me. ❞
❝ i want to be powerful. it’s what i’m owed. ❞
❝ that makes sense just as much as it doesn’t. ❞
❝ you’re smart, aren’t you? you know everything. ❞
❝ i feel something out there waits for you. ❞
❝ please don’t hurt me. i’m lost. ❞
❝ i won’t kill you…but you cant stay here. ❞
❝ there’s no ‘us’. there’s only me. ❞
❝ i’m asking for a teeny-weeny little favor. ❞
❝ yeah, you’re probably right. but what if you’re not? ❞
❝ i’m not your friend. ❞
❝ you and destiny can both fuck right off. ❞
❝ i love the way you just sit in the corner and brood. ❞
❝ i will not suffer tonight sober. ❞
❝ pretty ballads hide bastard truths. ❞
❝ i will not involve myself to petty men’s squabbles. ❞
❝ happy childhood makes for dull company. ❞
❝ it’s impossible to be prepared for every battle. keep your sword close, and keep moving. ❞
❝ i see a lot of myself in you. ❞
❝ you can’t change the world this way. ❞
❝ i don’t need anyone. & the last thing i want is someone needing me. ❞
❝ alright, stand close to me and pretend you’re mean. ❞
❝ why are you dressed like a sad silk trader? ❞
❝ only one of us will be alive to find out. ❞
❝ i stole rather than starve. i killed rather than be killed. ❞
❝ i have’t only done good in my life either. ❞
❝ it’s like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling. ❞
❝ when i cut my finger i bleed. that’s human, right? ❞
❝ they’re rough around the edges but they’re earthling like me. ❞
❝ royalty is best endured in small doses. ❞
❝ i thought the world needed me too. ❞
❝ sometimes, the best thing a flower can do for us is die. ❞
❝ handy with a blade. handy with women too. ❞
❝ are you trying to hurt my feelings? ❞
❝ you look like you’ve been through hell. ❞
❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞
❝ you know cautionary tales won’t work on me. ❞
❝ you talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. ❞
❝ the apple never falls far from the tree. ❞
❝ when i go it will be far more dramatic than this. ❞
❝ try not to get any daggers in your back before dawn. ❞
❝ you have your mother’s blood. you’ll be alright. ❞
❝ a great ruler always chooses mercy. ❞
❝ it took two strikes to kill him. they weren’t clean. but they were spectacular. ❞
❝ if i have to choose between one evil and another, i’d rather not choose. ❞
❝ i would do anything to forget who i was. ❞
❝ i have no doubt blood will be spilled here tonight. ❞
❝ there’s a grain of truth in every fairy tale. ❞
❝ people look at you for who you are, not what you can give them. ❞
❝ do you believe in destiny now? ❞
❝ we can leave. we can find a way out. ❞
❝ lovers? fun for a bit, i’ll admit, but all eventually disappoint. ❞
❝ let’s face it, you’re a girl. we’re just vessels. and even when we’re told we’re special, we’re still just vessels…for them to take…and take…until we’re empty…and alone. ❞
❝ people like to invent monsters and monstrosities. then they seem less monstrous themselves. ❞
❝ every time i’m around you i say more in five minutes than i’ve said in weeks. ❞
❝ maybe someone out there will want you. ❞
❝ if you must kill me, i’m ready. ❞
❝ people linked by destiny always find each other. ❞
❝ thank the gods. i might live to see another day. ❞
❝ i was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. ❞
❝ you desperately need money for new clothes. ❞
❝ more and more, i find monsters where i go. ❞
❝ life is too short. do what pleases you…while you can. ❞
❝ gods you’re pretty. ❞
❝ my lady, i would never degrade your honor in such a way. ❞
❝ my world is cruel. you enter, you survive, you die. ❞
❝ i feel i shall die a broken hearted man. ❞
❝ who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels? ❞
❝ why help those who don’t listen? ❞
heroes → enemies starters:
from the enemy:
❝ can’t let me go , can you ? you never could . ❞ ❝ please let me make it quick . ❞ ❝ it’s time to say goodbye now . ❞ ❝ i’m sorry it had to come to this . ❞ ❝ do they know ? have you told them yet ? ❞ ❝ i NEVER liked you . ❞ ❝ i cared about you . what a mistake that was . ❞ ❝ do you really think i wanted to spend another stinking second with you ? ❞ ❝ don’t you dare look at me like everything’s okay . ❞ ❝ you think i can’t do it , don’t you ? ❞ ❝ this is the only thing that makes me feel okay ! ❞ ❝ you’re out of lives . game over . ❞ ❝ please . i’m happier here than i ever was with you . ❞ ❝ i’ve reached the point of no return . deal with it . ❞ ❝ do you regret them ? all the words you said? ❞ ❝ it’s too late for sorry . ❞ ❝ do you think i wanted this ? did you ever think i wanted this ? ❞ ❝ i have no choice . ❞ ❝ it was all a lie . how does that make you feel ? ❞ ❝ we used to be friends , ___ . what happened? ❞ ❝ i don’t CARE what you think anymore . ❞ ❝ don’t you understand ? i’m not like you ! ❞ ❝ take me back to yesterday … i’d have so much fun destroying it . ❞ ❝ for the record … i’m not sorry . ❞ ❝ are you really so oblivious ? ❞ ❝ don’t act like you care . ❞ ❝ did you miss me ? ❞
from the hero:
❝ ___ , it doesn’t have to be like this ! ❞ ❝ look at yourself ! you don’t want to do this . so why are you doing it ?! ❞ ❝ you were never sorry . ❞ ❝ but you don’t want to say goodbye , do you ? ❞ ❝ don’t say things like that . ❞ ❝ we’re still friends… aren’t we? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to do this . ❞ ❝ what would they say if they could see you now ? ❞ ❝ i don’t understand . ❞ ❝ why can’t you just talk to me?! ❞ ❝ the real you is in there somewhere . not this immoral stranger - the REAL you , who wouldn’t stand for any of this ! ❞ ❝ what went wrong? ❞ ❝ easy now… ❞ ❝ go on . do it . if you really think you can . ❞ ❝ you hate me , don’t you ? ❞ ❝ does this make you feel happy ? be honest with me . ❞ ❝ please ! stop ! you’re better than this ; i know you are ! ❞ ❝ you’re really just going to let them die like that ?! ❞ ❝ you can stop . you can still stop , ___ ! ❞ ❝ don’t make me hurt you ! i don’t want to ! ❞ ❝ listen , i’m sorry , okay ?! just come back ! come back home ! ❞ ❝ i can’t go back without you ! ❞ ❝ no. you’re wrong ! this is just some sick joke . you’re lying ! ❞ ❝ did you ever care ? ❞ ❝ you’re making a mistake ! ❞ ❝ you don’t mean that . ❞ ❝ i’m not here to kill you , but i will if i have to ! ❞ ❝ why ? ❞
theprophesiedking:
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“I’ve been here for days Your Highness and yet no one has shown me your fabulous garden here. I miss the flowers and plants of the Reach, so I hope you don’t mind volunteering to show me.” Edward offered his arm towards Myrcella.
Edward’s only entertainment since arriving in King’s Landing had been his chats with Myrcella and he had hoped she might show him the gardens there, especially since he was missing home.
There was excitement in the eyes, a childlike glint in them that she rarely shared. Her mother and septas have taught her what a proper lady should and shouldn’t do, but the mention of the garden had made her features lighten up immediately. Offering him a smile, Myrcella took his arm and began to walk towards the gardens. They were small, or so she had been told, in comparison to others, but they held a special place in her heart.
❛ It would be my pleasure. I have tended to some of those flowers myself. I’ve seen them grow and they’re beautiful. ❜
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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔
“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”
godkeing:
her petite frame compared to his warms under his gaze , he is no longer looking at a random female , he is looking at a beautiful one now that he’s had the chance to observe her for a minute . he stands straight , hands linked in front of himself at the end of relaxed arms , another gentle smile is offered though he doesn’t match the small courtesy as a king himself . “ the pleasure is all mine , myrcella . a beautiful name matching a beautiful visage – i am ZEUS , your father would know me . ” he does not expect her father to tell his daughter that he has been dealing with an ancient greek god , but the name would definitely stand out – his own name spoken freely considering his long forgotten worshippers .
Cheeks flush almost immediately, the pink tint burning on her skin. Her beauty had been complimented several times by different people, but never from a man such as him. He was tall, regal, and beautiful; everything a king should be.
❛ Zeus. That is a name I have not heard before. it sounds foreign... but pretty nonetheless. ❜
She offered him a shy smile, teeth digging into her lower lip for a moment as her gaze met the floor. Myrcella had never been the girls who could easily enchant men, the ways of those interactions still strange to her. However, green hues managed to look up under thick eyelashes.
❛ I was on my way to walk the gardens, perhaps you would like to join me? There is no fun in walking alone. ❜
vattgherngeralt:
Purposeful, well measured silence was usually his weapon of choice, but this time it seemed he was to be held on the other end of it. Normally, the witcher would have no trouble waiting it out, but as he was heavily bleeding, the strategy easily worked. With all his resilience and strength, he still did not want to wait around to be forgiven. Not at a threat of having to stay around for a lengthy recovery process. There was still gold to be had for the monster killed.
Repentant expression clearly did not come naturally to the witcher. Gaze lowered, lips pressed, brow furrowed, all made sense separately, but weren’t tied quite right. In any case, the attempt was there. He even added a small nod before turning his back on her, just as she requested. It could even be entirely convincing perhaps, had he not opened his mouth.
‘ That, too. But mostly? To assume the worst from everyone. I’m sure you can sympathise.’
Myrcella tried her best to hide her smile, not really thinking she would be able to convince him to let her tend to him. Apparently she was wrong. Some of her words might have stirred something within him. The girl wordlessly placed the needle over a candle that was burning by her side, the woman who taught her said it was the best way to clean it.
❛ I do sympathize. I suppose it is normal when everyone seems to be trying to kill you. Now...this will hurt a bit. ❜
She stitched as carefully as she could, wincing herself as the needle went through his skin, closing the open wound. Myrcella never had the stomach for those kind of things, but it was hard to stay away from them when you are living in a dangerous town. if anything, she was glad she had managed to keep safe for long enough. By the time she was done she took a deep breath and wrapped the wound to prevent any possible infection.
❛ There. Good as new. ❜
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 : 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.
with the last star wars : the rise of skywalker having come out , i figured i’d make a meme out of it. i can’t promise these are spoiler free , but luckily , it won’t spoil that much. feel free to change pronouns if needed.
❛ ___ trained you well. ❜ ❛ i killed ___. i’ll kill you. ❜ ❛ i have been every voice you have ever heard inside your head. ❜ ❛ the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ❜ ❛ what could you give me ? ❜ ❛ i’m starting to think it’s impossible to hear the voices of the jedi who came before. ❜ ❛ nothing is impossible. ❜ ❛ i got distracted. ❜ ❛ i’m just not feeling myself. ❜ ❛ i know it looks like i’m making excuses. ❜ ❛ don’t tell me what things look like. tell me what they are. ❜ ❛ i think i’m just tired , that’s all. ❜ ❛ never underestimate a droid. ❜ ❛ really could have used your help out there. ❜ ❛ what did you do to the droid ? ❜ ❛ tell me what happened ? ❜ ❛ he’s been planning his revenge. ❜ ❛ if we want to stop him / her , we must find him / her. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to go without your blessing , but i will. ❜ ❛ i need to go alone. ❜ ❛ it’s too dangerous. ❜ ❛ in the event that i do not return , i want you to know that you have been a real friend ___. ❜ ❛ i sense unease about my appearance , ___. ❜ ❛ i offered you my hand once. you wanted to take it. why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ you could have killed me. why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ you can’t hide. not from me. ❜ ❛ i see through the cracks in your mask. ❜ ❛ you’re haunted. ❜ ❛ you can’t stop seeing what you did to your father / mother. ❜ ❛ such pain in you , such anger. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to have to kill you. ❜ ❛ i'm going to find you & i’m going to turn you to the dark by offering you my hand again. ❜ ❛ how did you find us ? ❜ ❛ i got a bad feeling about this. ❜ ❛ you should give it to her / him yourself. ❜ ❛ do you have to say it like that ? ❜ ❛ do me a personal favor. be optimistic. ❜ ❛ you’re not going to believe how well this is going to turn out. ❜ ❛ it’s going to be great. ❜ ❛ you didn’t say my name , but i’m alright. ❜ ❛ i’ll tell you when you tell me about all that shifty stuff you do. ❜ ❛ you would have done the same. ❜ ❛ i lost control. ❜ ❛ it wasn’t your fault. ❜ ❛ i mean we can do this all night. ❜ ❛ oh , there must be some other way ! ❜ ❛ if this mission fails , it was all for nothing. ❜ ❛ wherever you are , you are hard to find. ❜ ❛ you’re hard to get rid of. ❜ ❛ i pushed you in the desert because i needed to see you. ❜ ❛ i needed you to see who you are. ❜ ❛ you’re lying. ❜ ❛ you remember more than you say. ❜ ❛ i know what happened to them. ❜ ❛ you know what you need to do. ❜ ❛ people keep telling me they know me. i’m afraid no one does. ❜ ❛ perhaps you have betrayed me. ❜ ❛ i know where she / he is going. ❜ ❛ make sure & kill him / her. ❜ ❛ don’t be afraid of who you are. ❜ ❛ give it to me. ❜ ❛ i did want to take your hand. ❜ ❛ i miss you , ___. ❜ ❛ you’re just a memory. ❜ ❛ i know what i have to do , but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. ❜ ❛ it was fear that kept me here. ❜ ❛ what are you most afraid of ? ❜ ❛ i never wanted you dead. ❜ ❛ with your hatred you will take my life & you will ascend. ❜ ❛ let your death be the final word in the story of rebellion. ❜
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@unseencne
The gardens in Dorne had become her favorite place, like an oasis in the middle of the desert. The Red Keep had always been so colorless to her, even the green of it seemed too constricted, too perfect. These gardens were beautiful in their wildness and imperfection and they reminded her that she could be just that, imperfect.
Slender fingers now less pale because of the sun reached out for the small lilac blooms, those were her favorite. They were small and grew all together like little families, their color contrasting the bright green of their leaves. Myrcella could feel herself smile as she gazed at them, simply feeling the softness of their petals.
Her thoughts rushed her away from reality until the sound of nearby footsteps brought her back without a warning. The princess turned to look over her shoulder, catching a glimpse of a figure and swiftly standing up to face it. His face was unknown but that didn’t scare her. Myrcella rarely walked the grounds alone and she hadn’t met many people besides those who would become her new family in due time.
❛ Excuse me, I didn’t mean to look so scared, sir. I didn’t think anyone would walk the gardens at such time. ❜
( who dares say women don’t hold power )
"Can I kiss you?" from jaskier bc why not!
@radishflower
The setting was perfection, with stars shining bright, no one else but them in the lovely flower-filled garden. It would be perfect if she wasn’t promised to someone else. However, her lips curved into a gentle smile and she took one silent step closer as if to give him permission. A kiss was just that, a kiss, an innocent sign of affection…or treason if they were to be found.
❛ Will this be a part of your songs? The kind bard finally getting to kiss the fair princess? ❜
( who dares say women don’t hold power )
Okay...still under heavy construction and I don’t have a promo (I suck at photoshop) buuuuut you can follow my greek goddess multi HERE
Feel free to leave some memes or messages for me to come back to tomorrow <3
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Ok but...goddess multimuse? yay? nay?
Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.
