and she passed her judgment on that claim.

Riverdale is *not* a teen drama it’s actually one of the epics like the Iliad and the Odyssey

people on this website are still like i like these 30 violent/taboo kinks but if you like any of these other 30 violent/taboo kinks you are subhuman and im literally going to kill you outside your house

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

Hey baby *leaning on my blog

the em dash and i are in a torrid toxic love affair

Stupider things have been done in the name of lesbianism. Don't forget that.

smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment

tumblr witches i need you to align your crystals or whatever you do and pour all of your magic energy into the buffalo bills right now

Bills are playing the Ravens in the playoffs again. Tumblr witches I need you for one last job

ITS WORKING

Thank you tumblr witches. Please consider casting protective seals against Patrick Mahomes’ dark magic next week