brandie :)

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

Appreciate the good art. It comes from the heart.

gifted to his parents by suprise. wholesome.

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

i wonder if my cat would get jealous if she knew how many other cats i reblogged

She not playing games

He checked her pulse

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…