aggie’s band related shitposting

you’re telling me that every time i listen to my chemical romance, my friends can see it?

you’re telling me when i listen to disney music for two hours straight my friends can see it?

you’re telling me that when i listen to barbie girl for half an hour, my friends can see it?

the emo kid? check

one direction fan? double check

rap music? got a bit

opera? well why not

musical? you’re not ready for that playlist

rock music? absolutely

the whitest shit you’ve ever heard? i’m white so of course i know that lol

hip hop? let me just find my emo hip hop shit

pop rock? yessir

an 80s fan? you got it

60s? too easy

screamo? bring it on

emo pop? i’ve been waiting for this

the queer kid? i’m queer, of course i’m ready

music to listen to when you’re angry? i will have to go to my private playlists

music that would make people question your mental health? on it

classical music? i don’t know much, but here’s what i got

europop? i’m european, come on

spanish music? i’m european, i know songs in pretty much every european language

electro? show me what you got

that terrible music bars play? well, i’m gonna jump around like crazy while screaming the lyrics at the top of my lungs

that ‘hates rock’ type of person that still listens to rock music cause they don’t know what rock music is? yeah, got some things we can bop along to

someone who ‘hates’ emo music but listens to fall out boy? why are you like this?