father of many matts

Why did you pick your URL?

Because I am a cosmic omnipotent being that had special powers concerning the best instrument tuba

i will fight you on this again tuba thot

Run along mortal, do you even know what omnipotent means? I will smite you

try me bitch

Не искушай меня смертным

das gleiche dir Schlampe

Знаете ли вы, что означает всемогущий? Я мог бы уничтожить вас мыслью. Du bist nichts. sono tutto. أنت نملة. Ek is ‘n god.

fucking try me. I know im nothing thats why im doing this dumbass. i have literally nothing to loose.  if your a god you’re a lame excuse of one

That was depressing. 

not as depressing as I am you literally can do nothing to me 

My one weakness! People who I can’t do anything more to than has already happened.

no offense but if you woo at the end of high school musicals consider calming down

theyre teen theater kids. if their egos get any more inflated theyre going to end up on a deviantart kink page. shut UP

this wz Gontroversial i see

“I’m so glad I’m not a wind or brass player,” I say, stuffing five pieces of bread in my mouth as I play a vivaldi concerto

i hate this

Who says you can’t play and eat?

i do, and your insturment begs of you

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

official-fish-jesus

has science gone too far

wrong. it’s offishial-jesus

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

official-fish-jesus

has science gone too far

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

official-fish-jesus

Yo it me!!

There is nothing here I don’t have questions about

hey can someone transcribe and play the "Music is my Life" piece down there? i wanna know how much of a pitstain it is

hey for all my transmasc followers, transthethics is hosting a giveaway for a packing boy https://goo.gl/WbE98B 

THIS IS HOW YOU DESERVE TO FEEL SLAY QUEEN SLAY

oh this is such a happy post and it makes me happy

@magnifikilljoy there is a master post I know because I made one, and found an even bigger one (i only did deity blogs, they did all music blogs) There are literally hundreds I do not remember where anything went though so

I feel like an ass tonight :(

Uncle!! You’re not an ass. :( You’re the coolest uncle ever with the coolest ranch.

why does everyone own a ranch and speak russian

good question. @band-god??? help

i speak russian bc a cool character does idk about y'all

I don’t even think we’re in the same states.

I’ve talked to have of us and we arent

@drumline-jesus I know were not in the same country

you aren’t

Yall would never survive if we were in the same school cause all the bickering that goes on

Our school is an anarchy anyways so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@mezzo-satan @clarinet-satan I think us Satan accounts should get more recognition… why is it all about the Jesus ones?

we love you guys regardless if you’re jesus or satan it’s just that sometimes its hard to keep track of everyone in the bandtheon bc it’s grown tremendously. @band-god we should make a new list

yes we should

shoutout to the LGBT+ band kids who didn’t come out yesterday. you are still valid and you will still have your band family no matter who you are inside

Ayyy lmao lgbt+ isn’t a fun and games. I joined marching band and you know what the first thing our percussion director said? “Not again” We get crazy dude.

hey genuine question: what the fuck does this mean

Do you want help with them? I’ll gladly fight them with you. I’m not down with murder, but I’m perfectly willing to snap limbs.

BASS FIVE TO THE HEAD

Mind if I join in the murder and dismemberment if these shitholes?

We wouldn’t mind getting to help either

I WILL FIGHT THEM ALL FOR YOU RIGHT AFTER I FINISH KICKING THE ASSES OF THE FUCBOIS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

the band gang is getting wild