The Banana Man

Send me a 💋 if you ship our muses romantically, 🏩  if sexually, or 🍵 if platonically

Anything interesting going on lately? What've you been up to?

{{Specify mun or muse}}

for those who are awake Xp

Well, now I know that magic would’ve hit me.

Touche. So how have you been holding up lately, lover boy?

Shuuuuuush. I've been a'ight. Haven't been doing much lately. What about you?

I probably wouldn’t fit into itn and are you even strong enough to do that?

I could do it with magic, you’d never even know what hit you.

Well, now I know that magic would've hit me.

Shut up, nerd. I don’t have a crush on anyone.

I’m gonna shove you into a locker.

I probably wouldn't fit into itn and are you even strong enough to do that?

It’s not my fault they’re hot on everyone that wears them! And what? Pfft. No.

CONNOR AND [NAME CENSORED TO SAVE A LIFE] SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Shut up, nerd. I don't have a crush on anyone.

It's not my fault they're hot on everyone that wears them! And what? Pfft. No.