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littles with piercings

littles with tattoos

littles with unnatural hair

goth littles

punk littles

emo littles

littles who love horror

littles who would never consider owning anything pink

littles who paint their nails black

littles who wear makeup every day

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

“I just don’t get it, ya know?” one of them began, shaking his head.  “I mean, you bump into somebody in the supermarket and you say, ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ and hear back, ‘actually, it’s ma’am,’ then you say, ‘so sorry, ma’am; my mistake’ not ‘I’LL CALL YOU SIR IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!’”  More head shaking.  “What’s the matter with some people?  They just got no manners.’

“Couldn’t agree more Hoyden.”

*WIGGLES*

*KICKY FEET*

*JUMPING*

*SINGING*

*GIGGLES*

Needy baby-

*GRABBY HANDS*

*TUGS AT SHIRT*

*STARE DOWN*

*BEGGING*

Sleepy baby-

“I’m not tired!!”

*EXTRA CUDDLY*

*WHINING*

Me: *walks passed stuffed infant toy*

Me: *smiles and picks it up*

Me: *looks to make sure no ones watching*

Me: *shakes toy vigorously*

Stuffed toy: *doesnt rattle*