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Yo the only way I can access this blog is the mobile app so i had to make a new one. Basically tumblr locked me out bc they want me to reset my password but I no longer have access to my other email so fuck them and fuck hotmail lmao
My new blog is fuckboyband.tumblr.com
See u there
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take a closer look at that snout
Then he left, and with him he took the sun, the moon, the stars, and anything inside of me that might have been good.
Julie Murphy, Side Effects May Vary (via booksqouted)
Lauren on set for All In My Head (Flex)
me: *waters my plants* plants: yes daddy all over my face me: what
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Wait Glenn!
Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.
scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.
fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.
Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…
me at a job interview
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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room* my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
why are old people so obsessed with doing this
He literally spelled old-fashioned wrong, and he even had spell check to help him
i love vibing with other girls who are non judgemental and just are nice
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