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✨ We’re whatever your fucked up imagination think we are ✨

But most importantly

the best of all

we’re dating

(I promise i’m not cheating on you, 9/11. It was just a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha.)

#please don’t experiment on me #anon asks

We ain’t dating, for everybody who sees this

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Why is it that everyone on this app desires you carnally. What is it about cowboys that flips a switch in everyone's brains. This calls for experimentation.

I dunno, it boosts my confidence though!

Your nickname is BALLS?

Not by choice.

@ballsblogs this u?

YOU BET IT IS!!

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

@byckblogs

@byckblogs

@byckblogs

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Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

@byckblogs

@byckblogs

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

@byckblogs

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

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So, now that the Balladeer's your bestfriend, what're you guys gonna do together?

I’m not sure yet. We just became best friends so I’ll have to ask him what he has to do

It’s up to you!

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

You're an idiot, Balls.

#We ain’t friends anymore.#Don’t talk to me.

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

#SOMEBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND ME!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

I hope you die.

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

#IM SO HAPPY!!#SOMEBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

Well that’s alright!

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

Cooper’s my favorite

I hope you die again

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

YOU CANT DO THAT

Why not?

Yay!

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Do you even have friends?

Yeah

Don't lie

Alright I don’t have any friends

I’d be your friend, Billy!