Color my life with the chaos of trouble.

……his own fam 

wow

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

i would sit on a park bench by myself

I’d lay outside and take a nap after some star gazing

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

man rihanna titties must be so happy. they always well moisturized, free bouncing in the sunlight. my titties always in some kind of contraption or stuffed under some dark sweater in this bitter ass cold. my titties probably depressed. nah this summer i’m treating my titties right riri style. sheer top no bra yup just me and my nipples my nipples and me

this is the most relatable post I have ever seen

the comedic timing, tone, and voice fluctuation of the yes is simply superb. a+ content