logging on to the mycellium

Meanwhile the mycelium spreading on to the log

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

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the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

I stopped believing I was protected by biblical forces of well-being and celestial good fortune when I started to look for a job.