Bale Z. Bub

Undercover cop part 5

who will help me get my gaining journey to the next the level? 🐷

but folks, here’s the answer. there’s no secret. it’s basic, common knowledge. for most people, it’s very very simple. just:

- eat three meals a day. you don’t need ridiculous all day fast food stuffings to get fat. that sounds fun sure, but you need to focus on eating good, delicious food. i love fast food, who doesn’t, but eating it all the time will make you feel like shit. fall in love with food, good food, and not just with what it does to your body. some days it’s hard. you forget to eat breakfast. maybe it’s just really hard for you to eat breakfast. maybe work keeps you from lunch. maybe that happens for a week straight. please don’t think you’re a failure if this happens. i’ve been there. everyone has been there. even the gainers you admire who post endlessly about being huge hogs who do nothing but stuff themselves all day long have been there. this is supposed to be fun and fulfilling, not punishing. try your best, put effort in when you can, forgive yourself when you can’t, and you will blossom. oh, and learn to cook and/or bake if you don’t already.

- do some snacking here and there. find your faves and keep them around. don’t force yourself to eat something because you hear it’s super fattening. eat what you already like.

- throw in a shake every other day, or every day if your body can handle it. this will likely be the main reason why you put on weight. please don’t ask “what r ur gainer shake recipes.” there’s no magic recipe. you have a brain. look online for mass gainer powders. there’s plenty out there. try to avoid creatine unless you’re building muscle and know what you’re doing. it hurts my tummy, so i no like. pay attention to ingredients and don’t overdo your vitamins and minerals. mix the mass gainer with water, milk or whatever, plus any add-ins you’d like for flavor/extra calories. use that framework and find what tastes good to you. experiment.

Suddenly though one day they do finish, just barely and they feel like they are going to explode. Having never been quite so full in their life, feeling so proud and turned on by how much they stuffed themselves.

They keep eating that same order, sometimes they finish and sometimes they don't. But what they aren't realizing is how much sooner they are feeling hungry and ready for more. Snacking shortly after those stuffings becomes their new normal.

Before long they are eating that order and not even feeling full anymore. Marvelling at what a greedy pig they are becoming, they excitedly add more to the order. Feeling themselves get hornier as they look though all the different options for expanding their meal and belly just a little more.

Their meals have ballooned to be more calories than a person their height should eat in an entire day. Still that's not enough for them, frequently snacking in anticipation of the meal that's coming.

As they fly past their goal weight that had initially been a hard stopping point, they try to slow down. Try to get their eating back under control. But having spent so long, eating until they couldn't possibly eat another bite has ruined their appetite, now trying to eat a sensibly sized meal leaves them grumpy and unsatisfied.

One big stuffing a week shouldn't be so bad if I just eat well the rest of the week they tell themselves. That first bite of greasy fattening food passes their lips and with it their resolve crumbles. It just tastes too good, feels too good to be so full. They are right back to stuffing themselves at every opportunity.

Now though they are seemingly completely out of control. Just a bottomless eating machine, only concerned with cramming as many calories into their belly as they can each and every day.