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i know that we all like to point and laugh at the smilodons that died in the la brea tar pits like wow imagine being so stupid that you stumble upon this tar pit where there are 500 dead smilodons who all got stucking trying to reach some dead mammoth and thinking But surely i will be the first smilodon to successfully scavenge that dead mammoth and not get stuck in the tar pit. but to be honest with you i would be that 501st smilodon to get stuck in the tar pit. This is sort of my main failing as a person

you ever see something so cute it pisses you off. every so often i will walk into the bedroom and see that nadeem has rolled over while asleep and the cat has inserted himself between her arms to appear as if being spooned. and it makes me so mad

remember folx it does not matter how many vodka shots you have had you should never under any circumstances post "==> Kill self." on your micro blog

literally all the guy from creep needed was a fetlife profile. he could have brought so much joy to the world

guy on 30mg vyvanse 150mg wellbutrin and ~550mg caffeine: why do i keep clenching my jaw so much :(

everyone on the internet insists that chenille yarn is absolutely shitgarbage from hell and you should never under any circumstances attempt to use it for anything ever but i have spoken to a couple of people irl who were like "whaaaaaaat my mom loves chenille she makes all kinds of stuff with it" which is enough to get my curiosity piqued but also if i buy it and it pisses me off that will make me so mad.

not that the classical "cover up those slutty thangs" is Better but like now bitches with blue hair and pronouns are saying it yknow

like fuck reproductive rights or the state of body politics or whatever we dont even have to get into the big stuff. we couldnt even free the damn nipple. we tried and not only did that nipple remain staunchly unfreed but now you get to see scalding hot takes like "having your boobs out in public is sexual misconduct against strangers who didnt consent to see a nipple". like fuuuuck i wish i believed it was a psyop because it would at least be kind of admirable for so masterfully getting people to collectively punch themselves in the faces. instead it is because the average liberals brain is hollow like a gourd

sorry i just got off work and im getting all my posting out of my system before i start vodka knitting (editors note: whats with the lalonde hobbies this isnt my heart). on one hand i think its important not to like give in to despair or whatever and also i think Doomer Feminism can lead down some Unproductive Paths. with all that acknowledged. oh my god it's so bad

its crazy that when skimming reviews for a movie that essentially boils down to "what if you dated a girl but she had bpd 😱" the only negative comment i saw was "i liked the movie but the girl was really annoying". theres no hope for women etc etc

99% of dog owners stop yelling "NO" right before the dog suddenly understands english and stops trying to kill what/whoever it's trying to kill

attempted to type a post explaining my unfairly hostile feelings towards the hayley kiyoko movie but figured out that it made me sound like an insane person so yay whatever

glib one sentence synopsis review of obsession: "local woman gets freaky friday'd with a golden retriever, hijinks ensure"

was forced to go to bed instead of knitting all night but i am actually just laying awake in bed thinking about knitting instead of sleeping