Yoko: So whatever happened to your cursed e-book? The one that’s locked to another reality’s AO3?
Enid: Wednesday turned it into kindling. She said she couldn’t tolerate literature from a world where all fiction was limited to General Audiences.
Yoko: Not that cursed e-book. I’m talking about the one with fics about us.
Enid: Oh! Sorry, she burned that one too.
Yoko: WHAT? WHY?
Enid: It’s kinda my fault. I was crying after reading this one fic about us, so she started going off about how fanfiction is by its nature derivative drivel—
Enid: —and that she doubted any of it was worth genuine tears.
Yoko: Classic Wednesday pep talk. So she burned it after that?
Enid: Nope, she did it after I made her read the fic.
Yoko: Uh. Okay, so she hated the fic so much that she burned the device?
Enid: No, she burned the e-book for making her cry her own tears.
Yoko:
Yoko: *disappointed sigh* Fair.
Enid: So why’d you want it anyhow? Smut?
Yoko: *scoffs* Smut fics? ME? Please, I watch my porn.
Enid: Uh huh. So someone else downloaded all those “Alpha Yoko Tanaka” fics?
Yoko: That was Divina!
Enid: No, Divina’s all about Polyshades.
Yoko:
Yoko: *pouts* I just think alpha me would be sexy AF.
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Bianca: Did you hear about that homophobic church in Jericho got desecrated?
Yoko: Yeah apparently the whole place was ripped apart, I heard a wild animal got in
Wednesday: . . . yes . . . a wild animal
All look at Enid Wolf
Bianca: *raises eyebrow* Enid? Really?
Wednesday: I admit nothing but why would you doubt her capability?
Bianca: Its just . . .
Enid Wolf lying on her back lazily watching a butterfly, it lands on her nose and she sneezes then begins frantically pawing her snout before rolling over and burying her face in Wednesday's lap
Yoko: *matter of fact* That! Scaredy Doo
Wednesday: *stroking Enid's hair* Let's just say I know how to properly motivate her
. . .
Previous evening
Wednesday dressed in black, head to toe in a form disguising outfit leads Enid Wolf, wearing a black raccoon burglar mask, into a church by flashlight
Enid Wolf: *whimpers nervously looking around*
Wednesday: Relax there is nothing to worry about, I have disabled the security and created a distraction
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people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert
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Bianca: Wednesday, that’s a claiming mark. Enid claimed you.
Wednesday: *scoffs* Don’t be absurd. The placement was entirely accidental and therefore platonic in nature.
Bianca: *incredulous* You’re seriously telling me that your late blooming roommate who only wolfed out in order to save your life—
Bianca: —who later did it again at the cost of her humanity and risked living out her greatest fear of being alone forever—
Bianca: —the same roommate that you just spent months hunting for in the Canadian wilderness and ended up crossing an entire ocean to find—
Bianca: —after which you dedicated every iota of your time, energy, and resources to solving the previously impossible task of changing her back—
Bianca: —all while personally caring for her every single need like she was the only thing in all of existence that mattered to you?
Wednesday: …
Bianca: You’re saying THAT roommate bit you deeply enough to leave a permanent scar in a location with significant romantic implications amongst her kind… by ACCIDENT?
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: That is essentially correct.
Bianca: *eye twitch*
Bianca: Right. So what, did Enid just trip and fall mouth-first on your shoulder?
Wednesday: Actually, she slipped, but otherwise yes.
Bianca: And this was all purely platonic.
Wednesday: Obviously.
Bianca:
Bianca: *internal scream*
Bianca: FINE, it was a platonic bite. Whatever you say, you…
Bianca: 🤔
Bianca: Hold up, why were your shoulders bare? You dress like a Victorian widow.
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At this point I'll just turn every media I consume into Wenclair somehow 🤧 Sigh... Honestly I still can't believe I've been drawing them consistently for so long, it's genuinely crazy 😭🙏 but hey, they make my days 10 times better :>
