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The ultimate goal is polnareff physique but Mista is attainable 😭

1. I feel like he would have a few tattoos and an eyebrow piercing. Eyebrow pricing because he thinks it makes him look more badass. He got it done as a teenager and just never thought to take it out. The tattoos are mostly things he thought were cool. Specific ones I imagine are a cross on the back of one of his arms, in his character bio it says he believes in ‘god’ on a fundamental level so religious ones seem fitting.

I think one that would be cool is a gun on his hip, like it looks like it’s in his pants (the same way he holds his actual gun in his waistband). For reference because I feel like the explanation was bad 😭:

His reasoning for it is that it’s his weapon of choice, it looked cool, and because it points to the important stuff (his di-)

Additionally adding on to the jewellery part: I feel like he’d wear a chain with a cross pendant (gold specifically). Furthermore: I think he would be the type to get an ear piercing in one ear because, again, he thinks it’s cool. Then finds out he got the ‘gay ear’ pierced and ended up getting both ears done. This happened to my uncle in the 2000s btw so he ended up wearing two earrings and saying it was done on purpose 😭

2. He would NOT shave, like anywhere. Except for his face like he’ll shave if his facial hair grows out too much but he would sport a stubble and maybe a small stache. For his actual hair on his head I imagine an outgrown buzz cut, and his natural hair being wavy/curly.

He thinks shaving is pointless because he’s lazy and musty, and because there’s too much of it so it’s a hassle.

3. He spends the most on clothes which is confirmed by Araki and i think that would translate into his preferences for colognes, however, it doesn’t hide the fact that he lowkey highkey smells (the cologne doesn’t mask it the way he thinks it does).

4. This one is dependent on the years (I think that makes sense?): Mista in the 2000s (when golden wind is set) would have a busted flip phone that he barely uses, like he would only use it for calls that are work related. If it was set in modern day I somehow think he would be chronically offline. The only memes he would know are from others (specifically Narancia, I might do a hc thing for him too).

Like he would have an iPhone 5 or something and only use it for calls, looking stuff up and sometimes messaging (and maybe angry birds or something 😭). He would justify it as simply not needing to be online a lot especially considering the work they do and having a digital footprint isn’t ideal.

Furthermore: I feel like he would have a roster. Like his ‘goal was to enjoy simple, daily, and worldly pleasures such as food or pretty girls’. The pretty girls part and the part in the anime where he asks the women to hang out and them replying with ‘another time’ implies not a direct dismissal, I think he would have a lot of charisma and would be a charmer. What I’m getting at is that he’s community dih.

5. Is a dog person.

6. His favourite band is The Carpenters but he would NEVER share that with anyone, it’s a guilty pleasure. This is how he listens to them:

However, other than them I feel like he would listen to rap and hiphop. Also he would unironically listen to ‘you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood’.

7. Other than his main fit: he would dress like Adam Sandler when he can’t be asked, or he would wear tank tops because they show off his arms (he’s cocky), or when he’s feeling like putting in effort he wears a button down with the top buttons undone (like in his flashback of his days before meeting Bucciarati).

8. Is really tanned and never uses spf

9. Is chronically offline but somehow really good at video games. Like when he started earning money he got himself a console and became good (especially at shooting games ofc).

10. He only knows Italian and some English. He only knows a little bit of English because of how widely the language is used but he learned the phrases from people around him. Despite that he thinks he doesn’t need other langauges because he never left Italy, he doesn’t plan on leaving Italy, everyone he knows speaks Italian, he’s just never needed another language. Which also means he has a strong accent! (This also leads into the chronically offline hc).

11. Leading on from the last point he may know insults in other languages if he plays online shooter games like COD, like if someone told him ‘иди на хуй’ he would know it’s an insult even if he doesn’t know the translation 🙏

That’s all that came to my head rn I had more but I forgot them rip.