i swear

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how youre alive somehow is baffling by my standards i bow my head to you thats truly fuckin glorious as hell damn im impressed at how you can manage that but still dont do that thats bad for you dont die on me man

thanks i love being respected for making unhealthy decisions but yeah ik obligation is a dangerous thing

Spy Kids is the only good thing to be made in America.

there IS no saving you gdamn how do you manage that i mean i can say jack shit since i rarely ever sleep myself bc i have better things to do than sleep but i digress

coffee, praying, skepticism towards all divine beings, suffering, maybe a nap or 2 its like im fasting except instead of getting closer to god im getting closer to losing myself in the dark abyss an inconsistent trainwreck of a thought “process” consisting of basically an indecipherable amalgamation of nothing that will ever matter like around 11am generally is when i crash and i cant even differentiate reality between whatever the hell is on my mind miraculously mostly my fault since i tend to overwork myself but whatever tbh im still alive somehow