merc customer engines don’t explode like they used to

2025 rookies are living such different lives, man. like isack is a thriving influencer who is meeting his celebrity crush every weekend. gabi is in an age gap romcom. ollie is experiencing being a younger brother for the first time in his life. kimi is living out a shakesperean tragedy about the pitfalls of being the chosen one.

ok time for everybody to shut up (jestingly) about max verstappen 17th to 1st I will always remember nico hulkenberg 19th to 3rd for his first ever podium IN A FUCKING SAUBER absolutely fucking incredible

And of course max was irrational and aggressive today and deserved a penalty. But did you stop to think that maybe I missed that max. And maybe I think he's funny. And maybe I like seeing him and Russel trying to kill eachother with their minds.

if Charles Leclerc wasn’t an F1 driver he would definitely be one of those TikTok men who post thirst fit checks & go viral

the classic lewis hamilton teammate move where you honk honk honk behind him whilst you eat up your tyres and overheat your engine just so you can engineer a futile teammate swap for a planet f1 lewis bashing engagement post