What am I doing on this planet ????

i think it’s neat how hideyoshi and kenshin parallel and contrast one another in some ways.

A loose continuation of my previous internet headcanons post. Part 1 here!

Mitsuhide knows and uses ad blocker like a champ, a regular. He found out about them by himself, installed and tested multiple ones by himself and prides himself by showing it to the others. Also, he uses incognito mode too... Like, all the time. He also discovered that by himself. He just prefers it that way, but it's quite a mystery why.

Hideyoshi does know about the existence of ad blockers but refuses to use them. He loves the ads, enjoys them to an extreme level for some reason. Mitsuhide tried to bait him into downloading it multiple times... Unsuccessfully.

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Quality time with princesses in Azuchi ✨

💜Hana (Me)

🩷Neko (@nekorain_paw)

Chapters 17-19 or so of Kanbei's route are so funny because the game is constantly interrupting sweet moments between Kanbei and Mai to cut to Hisahide being a scheming sinister asshole. We get a kiss and a confession and a smut scene between the happy couple and every time the game goes "Meanwhile, here is Hisahide being Evil"

A selection of quotes about & by my favorite power-hungry control freak. What a fascinating character. I need to crack open his brain and find out why he is the way he is.

Kanbei: Hisahide is the kind of person who detests being subordinate to anyone else.

Hisahide: Ever since he [Kanbei] got involved with Mai, he's become untrustworthy.

Hisahide: You won't be getting your way, Mai.

wanting to take care of a f/o who spent so much time taking care of you. making sure you're pampered in a way that makes you wish you could stay in their arms forever…

but it's their turn, isn't it?

holding their face in your hands to press gentle kisses against their face, from their eyelids, to their nose, to their lips, watching as they melt and let out a weak sigh of content as they trust their entire being in your hands. or running your hands through their hair, letting your nails scrape against their scalp as they nuzzle deeper into warmth as they wrap themselves around your waist.

to see them ready to collapse into your arms when they are tired from all the stress of life. even a hug from you makes them feel like they can forget all their problems. that a nuzzle against your neck to inhale that scent that they've grown attached to can save them from everything. as long as they're with you, they feel safe. secured. pampered. like they're finally home. even when they close the door to your shared home. it's not home unless it's with you.

divider @/angeliicide

mm.....your f/os helping you sleep by humming your favorite song and stroking your hair gently.... theyll continue to do it until you manage to fall asleep, willing to lose sleep if it means that you get the rest and recharge you deserve...

These are character introductions from X/Twitter.

Oda Troops

Uesugi-Takeda Troops

Other Characters

Utopia

Some facts that weren't mentioned in the descriptions. Nothing major, just some private information. In case you'd like to know.

Nobunaga Likes sugar candy too much. Hideyoshi hides it from him, but Nobu always manages to find it – like a kid.

Hideyoshi Has a lot – and I'm not kidding – a lot of ex‑girlfriends. And they're still on good terms. He even writes them letters.

Mitsuhide Has a reputation as a heartbreaker. Women warned Mai not to fall in love with him, since he would most definitely break her heart.

Ieyasu Likes spicy food. Not just spicy, but super spicy. Masamune makes special dishes for him that no one else can eat, since it's too much.

Masamune Likes to cook, very much. He's extremely good at it and often feeds the Oda forces.

Mitsunari Hates carrots. He doesn't eat them even in his hypnotic state when he's reading. I don't know how he manages it... when I'm in that state, I'll eat anything without even realising it.

Ranmaru Is an idol of the Sengoku era. He has a lot of fans who absolutely adore him.

Keiji Is a passionate member of the poetry club. And he's extremely good at reciting. This guy has too many talents for one person…

Kenshin Has rabbits. As pets. This army of rabbits absolutely adore him and do as he orders them. Cute.

Shingen Has a hobby as a carpenter. He makes furniture. Although they don't mention it as often as they should. I find it impressive.

Yukimura Cares very much for Shingen, like a little brother, although they aren't related. He constantly checks on his sugar consumption. Shingen is extremely fond of sweets, and without Yuki, he'd probably eat only them.

Sasuke Is a fan‑boy of Ieyasu. Yes, he is. Every time he meets him, he tries to get an autograph… and wishes he had a camera.

Kanetsugu Is extremely smart and studious. He has a school in the city where he teaches children.

Yoshimoto Loves all forms of art. He not only loves to have it, but he also supports artists using his money and connections.

Kicho Was meant to be Nobunaga's wife. But… something didn't work out. So now we call him his "ex‑wife," although in this universe they were never married. In addition, Kicho is a very good businessman. He has a trading company.

Motonari... It's really hard to find something funny about him… He has big problems with trust. He doesn't eat anything that wasn't prepared by him... or by Mai in the later stages of his route.

Kennyo Is not as bad as he seems in other routes. He has a soft spot for animals – he saves and heals them.

Not much for the rest… since I've only read Rikyu's route:

Yoshiteru Is still a mystery to me. He doesn't talk much, but when he needs to, he can give very passionate speeches. He notices details that others don't pay attention to, but he might be totally blind to obvious things. Strange guy.

Hisahide... Hmm… Well, we could say he seems like a nanny to Yoshiteru. But the motivation behind his devotion is a mystery.

Saizo Is absolutely adorable and quite naive. Kambei quite often uses his naivety against him to tease him. I still want to see Saizo with braids. Why did they mention it and never show it?

Kambei... I would call him the Gilbert of Sengoku. He's constantly smiling and joking, but he puts totally different meaning behind his words and is extremely manipulative. But that's part of his charm, I guess.

Rikyu... I could say a lot about this guy. But I'll leave you with just one simple fact: he bakes sweets for his tea ceremonies himself, and they come in very bright colours. Which is considered revolutionary for the Sengoku era. The quality is also good. Even Yoshiteru sort of praised him.

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