NO WAY.

MARLEY: WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW!?!?! 🥺

MILES: Okay so I can't stop watching this girl Lisa's dance covers. Is this normal? How do people move like this? Why am I suddenly in the rabbit hole of KPop videos?

MILES: OPHELIA, YOU'RE A GIRL. YOU CAN HELP ME WITH GIRL STUFF.

MILES: If you... were to get a present from a dude friend that said... hey, you're cool and I appreciate you!

MILES: Like, picture it. In your MIND.

MILES: GUESS WHO IS BINGEING HELL'S KITCHEN FOR THE EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME

So I don’t know about the rest of you all, but I was definitely ready for some good news this year. I try to keep things light and happy, but it’s been hard, if I’m being honest. But Friday I had to run practice on my own, head coach was out for a meeting. Turns out that meeting was an interview because he’s moving like halfway across the country or something? Anyway… unofficially say hello to your new head coach of the Sander’s Bay Panthers varsity football team!

Yoooo Sammy, this is amazing! Congrats, dude! When do you start practices? Are they like, announcing it somewhere? Somewhere I could bring a cake?

And I can’t wait to see your boat. And your little skipper outfit!! So. Cute.

Marley bought hats.

Of course, Im just not used people wanting me to go places or expecting me to go.

Hey! Look at me! Listen to me! I want you to go on the boat. I’m not expecting you to go on the boat if that makes you uncomfy, but I’d love for you to join us.

aubrey: nah, just my dog. she's pretty awesome, most of the time. she likes to drool on my stuff.

No, you can smoosh my face any day for free!! THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION MILES!!! I will commemorate it! 

Thanks! Me too!!! Is this your way of telling me you’ve entered a throuple, because I love THAT for you. OH! Or, wait! Are they the Millionaire and his Wife?! 

So... so I get extra face smooshes?

Oh stop it. Don’t be jealous, you’re as much in it as we are.

WELL DUH. But I mean like, if I wasn’t a Rose, I’d want to be a Rose.

You, sir, are a god damn gentleman. Think you can lend me those sunscreen skills again, Cap?

Yeah! I mean, yeah, sure. That’s no problem. I really wouldn’t want you to get a burn.

Yeah, buuut this one is perfect for boating. V nautical. 

That is so fun! I can’t wait to see it.

Thanks, captain. 

Would you like a sailor hat?

PRIVATE

Love you too. GET HER A NICE PRESENT.

PRIVATE

Wait, what? Is it her birthday?