dupain. (ap)

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❛ general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but i don’t see that. ❜

❛ seems to me love is everywhere. ❜     

❛ if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find love actually is all around. ❜

❛ this is shit, isn’t it ? ❜

❛ i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting. ❜

❛ did i mention that i love you ? ❜

❛ i’m sorry, i literally don’t have anybody else to talk to. ❜ 

❛ there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus ? ❜

❛ shit, i can’t believe i’ve just said that. and now i’ve gone and said ‘shit’. twice. ❜

❛ i’ve worked out why i can’t find true love. ❜

❛ no, i-i just thought i’d ask bluntly in case it was the right question and you needed someone to talk about it and no one had ever asked you. ❜ 

❛ invite him out for a drink then casually mention you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ❜

❛ christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. ❜ 

❛ when i was young and successful i was greedy and foolish, and now i’m left with no one, wrinkled and alone. ❜

❛ ask me anything, i’ll tell you the truth. ❜

❛ i’m not going to act like a petulant child. ❜ 

❛ who do you have to screw ‘round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit ? ❜           

❛ i have to say, __, this is a real pleasure, it’s a pleasure to find someone i can actually chat to. ❜

❛ oh, christ, you haven’t got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt wearing boyfriend ? ❜

❛ i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. ❜  

❛ christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all i know. ❜

❛ get a grip. people hate sissies. ❜

❛ no one’s gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❜

❛ aren’t you a bit young to be in love ? ❜

❛ well, basically you’re fucked, aren’t you ? ❜ 

❛ you’re still sickeningly handsome, whereas i look like my aunt mildred. ❜

❛ i love [pronoun] and true love lasts a lifetime. ❜

❛ fuck - it’s freezing ! fuck ! ❜

❛ it’s my favourite time of the day…driving you. ❜

❛ it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you. ❜

❛ i’m nice. i really am. apart from my terrible taste in pie and…it would be great if we could be friends. ❜

❛ it’s a…self-preservation thing, you see. ❜

❛ you know, __, i’m sure [pronoun] is/are unique and extraordinary but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn’t just one person for each of us. ❜

❛ i think it’s brilliant, i think it’s stellar. apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. ❜ 

❛ i promise to sing a song stark naked on tv on christmas eve. ❜   

❛ why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds ? ❜ 

❛ of course, if you want me to come over i will. ❜

❛ sorry to be a bit forward and all that but…you don’t fancy going for a christmas drink, do you ? i mean, nothing implied. just maybe go and see something christmassy or something. ❜

❛ normally, i’m really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you. ❜ 

❛ come on, come on, come on, we’re horribly late. ❜

❛ the thing about romance is people only get together at the very end. ❜  

❛ by the way, i feel bad. i never ask you how your love life is going. ❜

❛ much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is in fact…you. ❜

❛ it’s a terrible, terrible mistake…but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. ❜

❛ if you can’t say it at christmas, when can you, eh ? i’m actually yours. ❜ 

❛ __, you’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. ❜