you know what? im gonna say it. there is too much struggle related to making the bed. we shouldnt be going throuigh this. we shouldve figured out something better by now

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

‪2018 is the year of making space and letting go. 2019 is the year of creating the new in the physical reality.‬

Understand that even an “understanding heart” grows tired of being understanding and never understood.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

my whole personality is nostalgia , actually,

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”