Bailey Carson

There’s always time on the weekends for naps.

I know! I'm so looking forward to it, like I need the rest!

Finally caught a break. What's up, everyone?

All work and no play makes Christian a dull boy

Landed a little while ago,

Sometimes I try eating at the same time as her, but it always ends up with her asking me “are you gonna finish that?” so I’ve just sort of given up. Aight, make me one of your finest meals and tell me the day.

That sucks so badly! Your better off just waiting. Will do, I'll let you know when, Aid.

I have, but she keeps finding them! It’s like she has a heightened sense of smell now that she’s smelling for two.

You'll have to start eating while you're out buying her more food. You must not be very good at hiding things. If you can sneak away any time during the week, I can make you dinner.

This is the fourth time I’ve had to go to the store today and it’s not even the evening yet. Having a pregnant girlfriend who eats all the food is going to make me a malnourished runt.

Well motherfuckers should be better drivers or they’d be paying me for a new ass car.

True, very true. I try not to drive whenever possible because I can't stand traffic. You deserve a new car, try to make it happen

Not my fault niggas are stupid as fuckkk.

It's New York though, assholes driving everywhere.

This nigga was driving too close behind me, I swear I would’ve hit the brake mad quick and “Ow! My neck” his ass.

Why do you even drive! You bring the term road rage to a whole new level

It is. I wonder if milk works the same on dogs as it does cats. I might convince the owner to start giving it some before bed

Hm, I wonder. I've never heard of dogs liking milk, but if it gets the thing to shut up, it is worth a shot

Ugh I haven’t had a goods night sleep since I moved here. There’s this dog in my apartment complex that thinks its a wolf and howls at every phase of the moon.

Oh that sounds terrible! Maybe try some ear plugs? That could work

Remind me to get up with you in the mornings. I’m lucky to be done by 5

Today was probably a one time thing! I slept really well last night, normally I'd be going until sunset!

You look accomplished.

I feel accomplished. I got all my errands done before noon.