Never a lawyer.

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun

They did it while we were sleeping.

academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

@bahorel-speaks

H e l l. Y e a h. I t. I s

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

“cats are heartless shells that just want to be fed” “cats can be exactly like dogs actually” you think i give a fauck about what my cat thinks of me? hm? my cat could be secretly conspiring to kill me but id still love her bcos shes fat

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude