Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

there’s blue cherry too so that doesn’t even work

No one drinks blue cheery next question

randy

randy

its just. its just one fuckign word but it’s got more notes than many of my posts

make better posts is my suggestion

reverse shorts. only the bottom half

socks

fuck you

kubos mum a milf

let’s talk about this

I refuse to get horny over puppets

mr high and mighty over here won’t fuck a puppet even when she’s milf of the fucking century. get over yourself

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

protect the environment

fuck that shit

*over dystopian speakers throughout ruined city* CHILL ANIME BEATS TO STUDY WITH 24/7 ANIME CHILL BEATS TO STUDY WITH