*fondly recalls a recent sauce*

body goals: the healthiest version of myself

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

@ballsackler69 I have an announcement

#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS

they had to put him down for this

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

- Floof powder

F I R E

[A link to his YouTube if you do not have tiktok]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position