Soundwave: Superior

Approximately 6 million years old.

And while it’s gotten far better as they have matured, I still get headaches from their antics. Raising them is a... challenging exercise in patience. 

A long solvent bath in the washracks is appealing. After that, I will probably do some personal reading. The days where I’m not required to do much are rare, so I try to enjoy them when they come. 

These childish games bring no entertainment to me, but I’ll pass this device over to Rumble and Frenzy. 

I believe your planet does not consider us citizens. Therefore, it would be illegal to adopt any sentient being from earth. 

Rumble and Frenzy can be responsible even if they don’t act it. 

If there’s nobody in base, Rumble, Frenzy and Laserbeak usually enjoy movies on the large holoprojector screen in the break room. I will join them once I’m done my own work. Ravage comes and goes as they please.