im Love slurpign mud come Join mud slurpers anonym

çømê jøïń mé ïñ thæ dīrt,, Häžē

what if i take a shower and all the mud washes off of me but theres nothing to me but mud so i just keep getting smaller and smaller until all thats left is a sonic amiibo

*inhales* ok tumblr, we need to talk….*starts eating wet moist mud straight off the ground*

ok but people don’t really get how amazing this post is? as a mud scientist i spent years eating mud off the ground and 

way to exclude dry dirt eaters i guess lol

@badly-drawn-secco

Where s secco

i love dirt. love to actually eat some someday.

I used to eat dirt and sand when I was little (like 4) because I had anemia so bad I developed pica and my body developed a natural compulsion to eat dirt in order to get iron,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i’m….so sorry. it was jsut a shitpost i never thought i’d reach an audience that can actually relate to this 

little me just craved the cronch

???? HOW DID THIS THIGN GO HIGH WHY ISNT IT ON THE GROUND????????

@badly-drawn-secco

Listen Here you can't just Put A Whole Half Eaten Dorito on a Fishign Line and not expect me to BITE