Badluck Cartel

I'm afraid recruitment is currently closed due to time constraints making us unable to give each applicant the proper go-over and interview necessary for joining. That being said, if you have sent in an application in the past when recruitment WAS open and received no response, chances are that we just never got to it! (we got quite a few and were quickly overwhelmed) We intend to hold onto these applications for review when recruitment opens again in the future.

For the time being, please don't gquit from any current guild because as I said, we're not accepting new members at this time. Please keep following the guild page for future announcements about recruitment, though! And thank you for your patience and your interest in our guild!

HAPPY LOVE DAY FROM BADLUCK CARTEL (Part 2) (1)

To celebrate romantic love, platonic love and everything in-between, the members of BLC were forced to willingly participated in a little karaoke night where they selected songs to go into a little, somewhat incoherent mixtape of sorts for you guys to enjoy!

Cards: Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet Oz: Meaningless - Magnetic Fields Kankz & Tyke: Strangers In the Night - Cake  Fen: Fucking Boyfriend - The Bird and the Bee Dee: Thinkin' About You - Frank Ocean El: Paralyzed - Mystery Skulls

HAPPY LOVE DAY FROM BADLUCK CARTEL (Part 1) (2)

To celebrate romantic love, platonic love and everything in-between, the members of BLC were forced to willingly participated in a little karaoke night where they selected songs to go into a little, somewhat incoherent mixtape of sorts for you guys to enjoy!

Trav: Cemetery - The Headstones Phili: Lloyd, I’m ready to be heart broken - Camera Obscura Cavist: I Want You - Summer Camp Chi: I believe in a thing called love - the Darkness Mox: Kiss Me Deadly - Reel Big Fish Quaz: Danger! High Voltage — Electric Six

Aw, thank ya kindly, anon. ;;

Thank you to those who have shown interest in Badluck Cartel! Life at the moment is busy for those in charge of the guild and sorting through applications and breaking in new recruits isn't something we have the time for right now. We hope to open up recruitment again during another, less busy time, so keep an eye out!

http://badluckcartel.tumblr.com/application

Some simple rules:

Bring a guest or date, if you like

Bring any gifts you'd like to exchange

Guests must be dressed appropriately for the occasion!

Hope to see you there!

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OOC:

All are invited to this open tumblr rp event!

THE BASICS: <Badluck Cartel>, a horde-based rp guild, is hosting a holiday party, and all are welcome to draw or write stories about their characters attending! Canonically, the "party" itself will be 3 days long (December 20th thru the 22nd) but it's allowed and encouraged to post stories and pictures of your characters attending before and leading up to the "official" days of the party, as well as any preparations they go through (such as picking an outfit for it or asking a date).

ALL POSTS PARTICIPATING SHOULD USE THE TAG #BADLUCKHOLIDAY SO WE CAN SEE THEM

Any entries/submissions to this event will be reblogged on our event tumblr over here, and reblogs will cease once the party is over on the 22nd. If you're a WoW player, and you're seeing this invite, that means you're welcome to participate!

NOTE #1: We are a Horde-based guild, and so the party will be overwhelmingly Horde, BUT technically Alliance aren't unwelcome. (the fact that is isn't in-game means we aren't restricted by zones!) This party is a neutral event! That being said, the crowd will be very "red", so blues attend at your own risk.

SHORT NOTICE, I KNOW.

I NEED YOU LOSERS TO DRAW YOUR CHARACTERS (any and as many as you want) SCARED AND SCREAMING FROM THE KNEES UP.

LIKE, SCARED AND SCREAMING LIKE THEY MIGHT PISS THEMSELVES WITH FRIGHT.

JUST ON THEIR OWN. FLATS. DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LINED. PNG FILE. WITH A TRANSPARENT BACKGROUND. HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF POSING.

ONCE YOU DO THAT, I WANT YOU TO SUBMIT THE DRAWINGS TO ME (SHAUN) ON SKYPE OR IN THE SUBMISSION BOX ON THIS BLOG.

DEADLINE IS OCT 25.

OKAY?

OKAY.

COOL.

LISTEN UP SCRUBS.  I’VE SPENT THE LAST 5 HOURS MAKING MY WAY THROUGH A PROTECTED GRIZZLY BEAR HABITAT AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THE LACK OF MOXY THOSE FURRY SONOVABITCHES HAD WAS NO WHERE NEAR DISSAPOINTING HEARING WHAT YOU ROBE-TWIRLING, TEA DRINKING PANISIES HAVE BEEN UP TO. WHAT? YOU DID FIRELANDS AND NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT? THINK AGAIN CUPCAKE, ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: TIME TO BUCKLE UP AND GROW SOME CHEST HAIR LADIES BECAUSE YOU SAD GROUP OF FLIMSY LOSERS ARE OFF TO DO DRAGON SOUL.

ALREADY PEEING YOUR PANTS? FOR THOSE WHO’D RATHER HUG TREES AND WRITE SAD POETRY, THE ONLY ADVICE I’M GOING TO GIVE TO YOU IS TO FIRSTLY, EAT A STEAK AND SECONDLY, LOOK UP ONE OF THEM YOU TUBE VIDEOS ABOUT THE SPINE MECHANICS (IN PARTICULAR) BECAUSE IF YOU CAN’T GIVE A SKULL FRACTURE TO THE LOCAL WILD LIFE WITH YOUR FISTS, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE PUNCHING A GIANT DRAGON IN THE SPINAL COLUMN.