i am unbreakable

        ‘ holy shit, what happened to you ? ’

      ‘ oh -- kay, ’ esme says, disbelief evident in tone of voice and the look on her face, brow furrowed. ‘ what wardrobe did you step out of then ? ’ 

     ‘ then you’re s.o.l. at least with me being of any help since i’m presuming a google search won’t do anything either. ’

         ‘ you’d be surprised. people will say anything to get their fifteen minutes of fame, whether the overwhelming response is readers calling him crazy, a troll, or believing it. people will also believe anything, even if there’s no inkling of truth. again, you’d be surprised. there was a conspiracy theory that the last prime minister of canada was a lizard. ’