waste time with a masterpiece

Thanks a lot for telling everyone I got hurt too, Mel. And I was doing such a good job of flying under the radar.

Shh, stop. You shouldn’t be paying attention to the radio. You should be resting. Do you need anything? Water, another blanket, some snacks?

Blake: Eh, I guess you're kinda cute. In a nerd way 😈

Blake: THEN YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT THE WRONG ANGLE OR SOMETHING.

Blake: Dude, stop, I'm literally gagging. Would you seriously date Ben Pucey? I always figured if you were going to date a guy you'd pick a better one. Or I could just come stick your face in my armpit

Will: THANK YOU. And I GUESS you're higher than a 7. You could be a 9, in a rapscallion kind of way 😀

Blake: Then that accurately reflects us, since I'm naturally cooler 😈

Blake: DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM NEEDING GLASSES TO SEE ME BETTER WITH.

Blake: Yeah, but Ben Pucey loves you - which is gross, by the way, please never fall for him - and he's friends with her too, so...it's a girl thing, just admit it. I'M OFFENDED. Not really, I've never sniffed you either, that would be weird.

Will: And I'm naturally better looking 😀 JK!

Will: MY EYESIGHT IS 20/20 THE DOCTOR SAID

Blake: You could pick something different. Like replace the U with a smiley face. Will Cr😀mpler.

Blake: You IMPLIED IT. Some kind of best friend you are, jerk.

Blake: ...I didn't even mean that, I meant Kelsey Corner and her friends all hating you just because they can. And take it back, I smell amazing. Like fresh ocean breeze or whatever the deodorant tube says.

Will: That's not as cool D; why are you always the cooler one??

Will: I love you no matter what you look like!

Blake: Or they could just use those instead of the a's in my name. Bl😈ke Sh😈w, looks good, right?

Blake: YOU THINK I'm UGLY! All you had to make it was a 9.9 to not be perfect, jeez!

Blake: How can you still like girls so much after they've done you so dirty?

Will: It DOES look good! It makes me wish I had an A in my name D:

Will: Calling people ugly is mean!

Blake: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Blake: Anything can be CGI'd in, dude. Muggles are amazing like that. If you took my amazing face and put me on a bodybuilder's body I'd be way hot.

Blake: COMPLAINING! WHINING MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A GIRL!

Will: That should be the photo on your ID O:

Will: Even then you'd only be about a 7 out of 10, because your personality is 10/10 and no one can be perfect :)

Blake: I can't tell if the fact that you think I look like this 😈 is a compliment or an insult, bro. Explain yourself.

Blake: Maybe they'll put a test dummy in there and just CGI in my hotness. I don't know how this Muggle stuff works!

Blake: I WOULD HAVE LET IT GO IF SHE HADN'T BEEN SUCH A BITcH LAST MONTH WHEN WE LOST TO GRYFFINDOR. GIVE ME MY FIVE MINUTES OF COMPLAINING TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

Will: I don't know! It just reminds me of you :c

Will: Can hotness be CGIed in? O: Not that you're hot because, you know, you're beautiful, but hot? Sounds like you're objectifying yourself.

Blake: Dude, come on! Haven't I taught you by now that the best reaction to literally everything is the purple smiling devil emoji?

Blake: WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE? Besides, I'm just there to look pretty; they'd probably have a stunt double in the car for me anyway.

Blake: All of them are hard jobs, bro. That's why only seven people make the team for real and everybody else sits on the bench or in the stands watching.

Will: I associate that emoji as you! It's weird to send you your own face.

Will: SAFE AND SOUND ON THE SIDELINES WHERE YOU SHOULD BE TOO. Like they'd find a stunt double who looked enough like you, you're a rare beauty :-P

Blake: Bro, fall birthday! I'll be seventeen and totally able to magically clone our food by the time we're there.

Blake: I should be a professional actor someday. Think I could star in a Fast and Furious reboot?

Blake: Dude, we've still got a loss on the board! Yeah, we played awesome, but for as much crap as Lily gave us for how we played last game, she sure didn't come through.

Will: [heart eyes emoji] [hamburger emoji] [100 emoji]

Will: No way! Those movies are dangerous! No way am I letting you in a race car.

Blake: Mine say I eat too much so they'd probably be happy not to have to feed me all holiday season 😈

Blake: Pfft, I'm so mature. I just hide it because the mature thing to do is not to rub it in other people's faces that you're more mature than them.

Blake: Ugh, I can't believe we lost. We played so good! Stupid Lily Potter.

Will: You DO eat a lot. I have no idea where you put it all :-P Promise our Australia budget won't totally be blown on food!

Will: You do a really good job of not acting mature, I can tell you that much :)

Blake: It's winter there during our summer, right? Let's ask our parents for a trip there as a Christmas present or something.

Blake: I should cast a charm on my face to make my facial hair grow faster, and see how people like it. Plus then everyone will know how much more mature I am than the rest of our year, 'cause I'll be BEARD GUY.

Blake: I don't blame you, my voice is beautiful. I'll be sure to use it extra tomorrow at our Hufflepuff victory party after the game.

Will: My parents would totally let us! That's such a good idea!

Will: That's not as great an idea. You don't want to be known for just your beard, and besides, it'll make you look mature; that's false advertising :-P

Blake: I'm too lazy to look it up, you find out and then count me in.

Blake: IF I'M BLAKESPEARE DO I GET A SWEET BEARD AND STATUES OF ME IN LIKE EVERY LIBRARY EVER?

Blake: Willdele, what's good?

Blake: I forgot how to speak in your absence! The room was just me and Tim and the silence took my voice away.

Will: There is one in New Zealand! Hobbiton Movie Set, it's called. It doesn't look expensive!

Will: If you want to, sure! You'd look nice with a beard!

Friendzone: Ben Pucey. You seem like a great guy and I love your love for me, but my heart belongs to another.

Marry: Melanie. It even starts with an M, isn’t that funny? 

Blake: Bro, isn't there a hobbit hotel in New Zealand? We should go there sometime and stay in one for shits and giggles.

Blake: YOU ASKED FOR IT, WILLIAM.

Blake: Hey, check it out! It's an imposter who looks kinda like my best friend.

Will: IS THERE? :o IF THERE IS, WE HAVE TO GO!

Will: BLAKESPEARE, NO!!!

Will: Hello. It's me!

Blake: Blakefrica and Blakestralia were equally cool, but you're too tall to take over the land of the hobbits anyway.

Blake: NOT FOR LONG. I HAVE A FAST METABOLISM.

Blake: Is it Bethany? Must be a bad luck night for her.

Will: True, true. Although ... did I ever tell you I've lowkey always wanted to live in a Hobbit hole? O.O

Will: D: YOU'RE PURE EVIL, BLAKE SHAW!