I Like Bad Books

I have never heard nor seen anybody use the phrase “nuts up” once in my twenty-one years of being alive.

I want to die.

Cowboy Wolf Trouble.

Just the cover of this romance novel makes me feel ill.

From Dark Lover by J. R. Ward.

Hot and Badgered is such a delightfully bad title for a romance novel (one about a were-badger, by the way) that it brings me such immense joy.

Now this one isn’t even clever. Y’all can’t just stick ‘wolf’ into a well known phrase and call it a book title.

I wish I had something witty to say about how unintelligible and confusing a pun this title is but I can’t think of anything that’s funnier than the title so I won’t even try.

I have found the best line in the history of literature. From The Chosen by J. R. Ward.